Electric Amish
Elite Member
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table when a very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely
nude."
With that she stripped buck naked, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs
new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and
down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know; I thought
YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
amish 😉
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely
nude."
With that she stripped buck naked, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs
new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and
down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know; I thought
YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
amish 😉
