Fricking wedding reception at my house tonight.

[FoBoT]

:camera:'s?

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
:camera:'s?

Crappy Phone pic http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0105072146hg5.jpg

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: userman
Its for my wifes ditzy friend that I hate, but put up with because I love my wife. I was told that there would not be any booze served tonight.
So im thinking ill make the token appearance and spend the rest of the night in my computer room drinking Yukon Jack.

Or any good ideas on how to disguise the color and alcohol smell.

Dude. It would kill you to go one night without a drink? Imagine all your wife gave up when she married you.....

Its not the drinking, its the annoying "friend" and her soon to be husband who needs to tell her about the secretary that he has been sleeping with for the past few weeks, I Just found out three nights ago. Also she needs to tell him about the guy that my wife found her with last week.

So i need the drink tonight.

So i had better be in my room drinking.

Drink up my friend...drink up.

 

[tasmanian]

Drink or eat somthing so strong she cant smell the liqure. Like seaseme seed oil. Or viniger.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
My wife would never do that to me. Besides, none of our friends would ever impose on us like that.

exactly.

 

[WingZero94]

Originally posted by: waggy
who cares? its your fvcking house.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[WingZero94]

Sorry man - from that pic, that party is looking pretty lame. Why not spice it up with a little vodka in the punch!!!

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: WingZero94
Sorry man - from that pic, that party is looking pretty lame. Why not spice it up with a little vodka in the punch!!!

Because apparently the groom can't keep his d!ck in his pants and the bride can't keep her legs closed. Get them drunk and they may try to hump the family pets.

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: WingZero94
Sorry man - from that pic, that party is looking pretty lame. Why not spice it up with a little vodka in the punch!!!

Because apparently the groom can't keep his d!ck in his pants and the bride can't keep her legs closed. Get them drunk and they may try to hump the family pets.

Bingo!!!!!!!! we have a winner.

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
They're going to get drunk and come to bug you. Slightly slurred voices, saying, "uuuuuusermannnn... come out and fix our computerz!!"

Fixed

 

[userman]

The good part is that almost everyone is gone and clean up will be easy. And ive started my 8 shot.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: userman
The good part is that almost everyone is gone and clean up will be easy. And ive started my 8 shot.

How did the "revelations" go over?

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: userman
The good part is that almost everyone is gone and clean up will be easy. And ive started my 8 shot.

How did the "revelations" go over?

Ummm the groom left with one of the bridesmaids and the vride left with one of her "friends"

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: userman
The good part is that almost everyone is gone and clean up will be easy. And ive started my 8 shot.

How did the "revelations" go over?

Ummm the groom left with one of the bridesmaids and the vride left with one of her "friends"

Holy sh!t. He took one of the bridesmaids home to bang after getting married and letting it be known he was hitting a secretary?

Edit: The bride leaving with a "friend"....I assume a male friend.

So an anullment will be happening on Monday I assume.

 

[FilmCamera]

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[userman]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: userman
The good part is that almost everyone is gone and clean up will be easy. And ive started my 8 shot.

How did the "revelations" go over?

Ummm the groom left with one of the bridesmaids and the vride left with one of her "friends"

Holy sh!t. He took one of the bridesmaids home to bang after getting married and letting it be known he was hitting a secretary?

Edit: The bride leaving with a "friend"....I assume a male friend.

So an anullment will be happening on Monday I assume.

No its still one. ANd it seams like they dont care who bags who.

WTF did they get married? i am not sure.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: userman
The good part is that almost everyone is gone and clean up will be easy. And ive started my 8 shot.

How did the "revelations" go over?

Ummm the groom left with one of the bridesmaids and the vride left with one of her "friends"

Holy sh!t. He took one of the bridesmaids home to bang after getting married and letting it be known he was hitting a secretary?

Edit: The bride leaving with a "friend"....I assume a male friend.

So an anullment will be happening on Monday I assume.

No its still one. ANd it seams like they dont care who bags who.

WTF did they get married? i am not sure.

Yowza, my head is spinning with this one. They get married, groom takes a bridesmaid home to fvck and just leaves the bride there. Wow, that's just...special.

 

[latino666]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: userman
The good part is that almost everyone is gone and clean up will be easy. And ive started my 8 shot.

How did the "revelations" go over?

Ummm the groom left with one of the bridesmaids and the vride left with one of her "friends"

Holy sh!t. He took one of the bridesmaids home to bang after getting married and letting it be known he was hitting a secretary?

Edit: The bride leaving with a "friend"....I assume a male friend.

So an anullment will be happening on Monday I assume.

Why do couples like this even get married in the first place?

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: userman
The good part is that almost everyone is gone and clean up will be easy. And ive started my 8 shot.

How did the "revelations" go over?

Ummm the groom left with one of the bridesmaids and the vride left with one of her "friends"

Holy sh!t. He took one of the bridesmaids home to bang after getting married and letting it be known he was hitting a secretary?

Edit: The bride leaving with a "friend"....I assume a male friend.

So an anullment will be happening on Monday I assume.

No its still one. ANd it seams like they dont care who bags who.

WTF did they get married? i am not sure.

Yowza, my head is spinning with this one. They get married, groom takes a bridesmaid home to fvck and just leaves the bride there. Wow, that's just...special.

They might meetup and have a 4 way. I dunno. He looked like he was getting into the candy sometime today.

 

[KarmaPolice]

if you dont like the girl, and u are just gonna lock yourself in your room..take the chance to have a guys night out and go drinking at a bar or something. Drinking heavly alone isnt the best idea.

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
if you dont like the girl, and u are just gonna lock yourself in your room..take the chance to have a guys night out and go drinking at a bar or something. Drinking heavly alone isnt the best idea.

I drink alone all the time. Or with my wife.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: waggy
who cares? its your fvcking house.

And his couch too... for weeks, if need be. She who has the poonanny has the balls too... in a felt-lined case.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
if you dont like the girl, and u are just gonna lock yourself in your room..take the chance to have a guys night out and go drinking at a bar or something. Drinking heavly alone isnt the best idea.

I drink alone all the time. Or with my wife.

still do u have like..one guy friend that will go to the bar/movie/play xbox/whatever with?

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
if you dont like the girl, and u are just gonna lock yourself in your room..take the chance to have a guys night out and go drinking at a bar or something. Drinking heavly alone isnt the best idea.

I drink alone all the time. Or with my wife.

still do u have like..one guy friend that will go to the bar/movie/play xbox/whatever with?

I do go out with my wife and a few of my friends, But I like to drink alone most of the time.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
if you dont like the girl, and u are just gonna lock yourself in your room..take the chance to have a guys night out and go drinking at a bar or something. Drinking heavly alone isnt the best idea.

I drink alone all the time. Or with my wife.

still do u have like..one guy friend that will go to the bar/movie/play xbox/whatever with?

Bar's ok... going to the movies with a friend is borderline gay though, especially if you don't implement the "buffer seat". If you are gay, that's cool, no offense. I'm drinking alone right now. Johnnie Walker black label is amazing. I've been a fan of red for a while, I didn't know it could get this good though :Q Now to find a good single malt...