lol
"I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!...
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! ---Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!...
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!...... I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!...
No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"
-french guard (monty pthon)