Freestyle Contest!

Josh

Lifer
Mar 20, 2000
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Alright, I'm bored and so are you :) Now, let's all give ourselves a good laugh and freestyle about each other or anything around us. I'll go first, then you can either do a little ditty about me or anything else. Whoever's I like best will get a used ink cartridge!

Mine:
Right now I'm on Anand's forums
He took over this industry like a 2 big storms
To some hes a celebrity
I hope he'll remember me
For this little dumbass freestyle.

Yes, it sucked. Your turn.

(I already know that some of you will write one about my NEFing or just about me, but be prepared! I'll fight back!)
 

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Your name is joshpokeball and you are real swell
You've got mad skillz with the HTML
You rhyme, you code and like to nef too
If you were a pokemon, I'd have to call you!
 

Fearlss1

Golden Member
Dec 28, 2000
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Here i sit broken hearted
came to nef but only farted.

oh seriuosly ok let me think


" Here i sit all alone
chillin at werk until time to go home
stopped By Anands, to pass the time
while tryign to salvage just a few dimes
tryign to think of someones lyrics to theft
while posting for this meanless nef"

whoa was that chezzy
hehe
well it took 2 more minutes of my time
-=nate

 

mdennison

Golden Member
Jun 6, 2001
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i love amd
cuz it makes intel flee

drove cpu prices low
now i don't have to be a ho
to get dough
for mo(re)



 

geno

Lifer
Dec 26, 1999
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*blank stare*



don't mind me, just passing through....now let's never speak of this thread again
 

Josh

Lifer
Mar 20, 2000
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<< Your name is joshpokeball and you are real swell
You've got mad skillz with the HTML
You rhyme, you code and like to nef too
If you were a pokemon, I'd have to call you!
>>



Dude, that was freakin' AWESOME!!
 

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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nef, nef, N - E - F
nef to the right, nef to the left
nef, nef he's our man
if he can't do it every damn other person at ATOT can take his place
 

AmazonRasta

Banned
Dec 2, 2000
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Holy moly this sh!t tastes like raviolli
Like the Saviour himself my rap beats are holy
Pass it over here I'll roll it up slowly
This sh!t is green just like guacamole

Like Led Zepplin I'm on the &quot;Stairway To Heaven&quot;
Doors open there twenty-four-seven
Just like the local Seven Eleven



A couple of verses there, it's all I could come up with.
 

bigd480

Golden Member
Jul 7, 2000
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<big pimpin beat>

i be... big postin... wastin time...
big postin... tryin to rhyme...
big postin... down in A.T.O.T....
it's just that anand-man, poke-man and B.I.G.D.

</big pimpin beat>
 

Josh

Lifer
Mar 20, 2000
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<< <big pimpin beat>

i be... big postin... wastin time...
big postin... tryin to rhyme...
big postin... down in A.T.O.T....
it's just that anand-man, poke-man and B.I.G.D.

</big pimpin beat>
>>



Nice one! :) Good beat to go with it too.
 

WombatWoman

Diamond Member
Feb 19, 2000
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There was a young fellow named Josh
Whose Jockey shorts shrank in the wash.
Tighty-whities are nice,
But you've got to think twice
When your undies play &quot;pokeball&quot;, by gosh!
 

adams

Golden Member
Sep 12, 2000
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Sup fellow tech-ers
Now its time to get down
Strollin and a rollin
Through this internet town

Wasted half my life
Just a neffing OT
I think times a coming
Make a change for me

:) lol :)

 

dunn

Banned
Jun 24, 2001
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Im up in the Anand's forum and im battling crippled quadraplegis and rebels, three nippled rejects whho have low mental pc defense, i'll leave you like an old battled sea ship, you are torn, scorned, and deformed by my sequense, picture me as the storm when the light beacons, cutoff your legs and arms and watch you crawl like a catterpillar, I try to act like a killer but I send eletrical waves that harm your computer, shut down the fake freestylers like bombsin the face of spike lee from reggie miller. Ye This is how I freestyle, I'll kick your ass for using your mom's nail file like a demolition worker i dismantle on this forum, youll be the first sample of how i wreck it like a grafiti vandal we seen your lyrics and now u seeing mine, 1 2 im out another ozzy gold medal sign
 

Josh

Lifer
Mar 20, 2000
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<< Im up in the Anand's forum and im battling crippled quadraplegis and rebels, three nippled rejects whho have low mental pc defense, i'll leave you like an old battled sea ship, you are torn, scorned, and deformed by my sequense, picture me as the storm when the light beacons, cutoff your legs and arms and watch you crawl like a catterpillar, I try to act like a killer but I send eletrical waves that harm your computer, shut down the fake freestylers like bombsin the face of spike lee from reggie miller. Ye This is how I freestyle, I'll kick your ass for using your mom's nail file like a demolition worker i dismantle on this forum, youll be the first sample of how i wreck it like a grafiti vandal we seen your lyrics and now u seeing mine, 1 2 im out another ozzy gold medal sign >>



Whoa.
 

rubix

Golden Member
Oct 16, 1999
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some call me loco
soy peligroso
if you step to me
i'll put you in choke hold
and if you act up
i'll silence that vocal
i'm coming straight from the mental
nothing's incidental
if i have to kill ya
i promise to be gentle
don't get sentimental
i'm just tempermental
i'll burn your house down
and make it look accidental
nothing but ashes left
so you'll get id'd from yo dental
i don't go postal
i just go rental
this ish was just experimental
i've been kicking ryhmes since '99
so check the supplemental
now this battle is done
time for me to go home
before i get locked up
for commitin' lewd acts on children
like paula poundstone

edit: fixed link
 

dunn

Banned
Jun 24, 2001
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rubix, this isnt poetry
I dont even consider that freestylin, its just too slow
 

dunn

Banned
Jun 24, 2001
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hahhahah, u are a joke
I laugh at ur rhyming, if you ever freestyled like that ppl will laugh at u. its like a retard rhyming
bores me to death
 

rubix

Golden Member
Oct 16, 1999
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just because your favorite group marky mark and the funky bunch broke up doesn't mean you have to take it out on me.
 

CattyKathy

Golden Member
Apr 22, 2001
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Sitting here thinking,
that maybe U should get going,
cuz the weather is gonna be slimy
I'm gonna be all sweaty

I'm thousand miles away
thinking of when it will be the day
for me to go back to Cali
and see my baby daddy

I'm really hungry
but I'm not gonna get angry
I'm just not gonna eat
cuz I'm one lazy piece of sh|t :)

Now imma stop
cuz I'm a cop
I'm not making sense
I need to put on my contact lense

~meow~
 

IcemanJer

Diamond Member
Mar 9, 2001
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whoa, the dude's been here for 4 days and is flaming already.

<edit>okay, maybe not flaming, but trash talkin', which is equally as good</edit>