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When you say it like that, it makes me think you mean:
Stink is to ch!t as John Stamos is to Rebecca Romjin.
and that makes me just want to kick you in the jimmy.
How DARE you besmirch my Rebecca that way!
Sincerely,
John Stamos (He of the Horrific High Hair)