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Free Sample of Diamonds

You are joking right... carbon free diamonds for free!!!!

Its not worth as much as the dry water astronauts take to space but damn! Im in!
 
"Although this site is against the man-made production of diamonds ... we thought it would be important for you to at least understand the process....(WARNING: This is dangerous and should not be tried at home due to its inherent dangers.)

Step 1: Place 2 pieces of charcoal, covered with 2 ounces of peanut butter inside a covered, microwaveable container and microwave on high for half an hour in 10 minute increments.

Step 2: Saturate the charcoal with charcoal lighter fluid and then light. If you are indoors and you attempt this, you will burn down your house. This is very dangerous and should never be done at home.

Step 3: Scrape away the soot and gently wash. Similar to panning for gold, the soot will leave behind the diamonds created."

Wow! Now I know why the price of Peanut butter has increased so much over the last few years....
 
First of all natural diamonds are formed from carbon so this site doesn't make sense.

Secondly, the cultured diamond process is not as described.. there are two methods
a) HTHP = high temperature high pressure (to simulate the natural formation of diamonds)
b) CVD = a low pressure vaporized carbon forms the diamond

I do like their idea of making diamonds in microwave (somebody please try this and let me know if it works.. i'll quit my job make diamonds all day. lol).

I am assuming that the carbon free diamonds on this site are CZ (super fake) diamonds, but i think that this site is a total joke..

Look at the picture of the building.. wow that's a nice 5 story building that they own.. or wait (seriously poor photoshop job).

http://www.carbonfreediamonds.com/contact.htm

somebody please let me know if you actually recieved the "carbon free diamond samples"..
 
Did anyone here actually bother to look at the site, under Job Opportunities this is what it says:

Part Time Office Associate

The Part Time Office Associate plays a critical role in the day to day activities of the company. The PTOA is responsible not only for office duties, but also handling customer inquiries, and following up with requests from the press for interviews.

Knowledge, Skills & Abilities:

* Ability to recognize a diamond ring from a plastic ring
* Know how to cut corners without getting caught
* Desire to take extended sick day vacations and work on a "as-feel-like-it" basis
* Ability to sell oranges or flowers on street corner in times of when business in the office is slow
* Superb customer service skills - never swear at the customer unless you press the phone's mute button
* Ability to handle mutiple tasks (example: file nails, drink coffee, talk to friend, and surf the internet at the same time)
* Excellent problem solving skills

Qualifications

* High school drop-out, and 1-2 years related experience or equivalent of service in the state penitentiary
* Prior jewelry experience is a plus
 
hummm i think a respectable company with a building but only has a dropbox as a mailing address should be great....


..FOR ME TO POOP ON!
 
Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

* Ability to recognize a diamond ring from a plastic ring
* Know how to cut corners without getting caught
* Desire to take extended sick day vacations and work on a "as-feel-like-it" basis
* Ability to sell oranges or flowers on street corner in times of when business in the office is slow
* Superb customer service skills - never swear at the customer unless you press the phone's mute button
* Ability to handle mutiple tasks (example: file nails, drink coffee, talk to friend, and surf the internet at the same time)

Qualifications

* High school drop-out, and 1-2 years related experience or equivalent of service in the state penitentiary
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haha... that's classic...
 
GREAT thing to give a lady who you suspect is just playing you. Or any lady for that matter. If you want to pay for it, just go to the Yellow Pages and get something super great.
 
Check out their diamond grading section here.

Here's an excerpt:
Diamond Color Grade: Diamond grades range from A (a clear diamond) through Z (yellowish-colored diamond). In other words, if you receive a wedding ring that is yellowish, everyone around you knows your husband is screwing your best friend. Hey, just admit it, don't blame this web site. After you kick the sh!t out of him, I suppose you should also know that if he gave you a diamond with any other color tinge (other than yellow), the diamond then becomes much more valuable.
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EDIT: This site must be a joke? 😛
 
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