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FREE Sample of BEANO...Helps stop gas

haha..this is sooo funny! thanks! my roomate just got this yesterday for his bday! it was hilarious cuz he has major gas!
 
I signed up for this a month or two ago. Never got the free sample in the mail. Maybe they're just really slow, probably busy developing Extra Strength Beano or something 🙂. Did anyone else get the free sample?
 
I really want to know - If the gas does not come out one of the two normal places, where the hell does it go??
 
Just a FYI guys....

BEANO doesn't stop gas......actually, it prevents/reduces the production of gas that smells....

I won't get into the technical side of things, just letting ya know....
 
wanna know what a snail fart smells like?

*fart*

ahhh...it smells like nothing unless you're Outlaw Wolf (who's smelling his OWN gas)

😉

I say we all get lots of samples and send it to him!!! Maybe it'll be tax deductible as a donation to the environment.
 


<< One of the two? I thought only one. >>



When I eat Cabbage or drink beer(both of which I plan to do to excess tomorrow) I 'occasionally' burp .. or ..umm,er, pass wind.
 


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BEANO doesn't stop gas......actually, it prevents/reduces the production of gas that smells.... >>



Huh?!? Beano is just an enzyme that helps you digest cellulose (plant fiber).

No animals can digest cellulose, but the enzymes in Beano help you digest cellulose into sugar that then can not putrefy in the lower intestine the way cellulose does in most people. SO, IT DOES IN FACT STOP GAS. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PREVENTING GAS FROM SMELLING.

FYI even termites do not have the ability to digests cellulose! They rely on a parasite that lives in their stomach to produce the enzyme.
 
Where can I get the opposite of Beano? That would come in handy on airplanes and the theater.

Snail farts smell like leaves. Yes I know for sure.
 
Ppphhhhht. Excuse me. It's those white navy beans again, they do it to me every time. I guess I better get in on this freebie. :Q

 
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