Some of the descriptions on this website are pretty funny.
"It is estimated that snoring sounds average in the 50-60 dB range, but according to Guinness World Records 2000, the world's loudest snorer is a Swedish gentleman who was measured at 93 dB. The previous record holder was a Brit who hit 87.5 dB. His wife, coincidentally, was deaf in one ear. This appears to be an area where Americans could compete."
I remember hearing my dad snore as a kid. He could shake the walls.
Also, if you notice, "mom"'s eyes open when the baby cries and when the alarm clock goes off, but not when "dad" is snoring.
I also find it amusing that "mom" and "dad" are wearing their wedding rings to bed. Who does that? I'm sure some people do, but I'd be afraid I'd smack my wife in the head with it if I flailed around too much while I was sleeping. Sure, it would not be pleasant to get tagged with your partner's hand in the middle of the night, but it wouldn't be as bad as getting hit with a piece of metal. 😛