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yh125d

yh125d

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I'm trying to find out the middle name of one of my coworkers. He's kept it a very tight secret, and the whole office is just jonesing to find out. The guys even started up a pool for whoever finds it out, or to our boss/payroll lady if they decide to give it up


Anyone know of a free service that will give middle names? I'm trying to find him in the local court records right now, but the server isn't working quite right. I have plenty enough information to confirm it is him, since his first and last are pretty common
 
Ask him politely and say jokingly that you won't dare tell anyone else, secret between him and you, to help bond. Then rat him out
 
Oh we've exhausted all pathways of trying to weasel the information out of him, and gotten nowhere


I could pay since I'd be getting the pool yeah, but I figured I'd consult the power of interwebs before I tried that
 
Originally posted by: yh125d
I'm trying to find out the middle name of one of my coworkers. He's kept it a very tight secret, and the whole office is just jonesing to find out. The guys even started up a pool for whoever finds it out, or to our boss/payroll lady if they decide to give it up

Anyone know of a free service that will give middle names? I'm trying to find him in the local court records right now, but the server isn't working quite right. I have plenty enough information to confirm it is him, since his first and last are pretty common
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Stalker alert! :Q
 
When he's in the bathroom, throw in some knock out gas, enter with a gas mask and look at his license.
 
Do you guys go out to eat after hours? Slip the waitress a few bucks and have her card him then tell you his middle name off to the side.
 
Hit up his emergency contact from his records, if you're luck it will be his parents and you can call his mom. If you are smooth enough and make up a convincing story I bet you could get her to tell you. Shit, tell her you write the company newsletter and are doing a profile on him for next month, because he won an award or something, and need some lighthearted, semi-embarrassing stories about him from his childhood, including his middle name.
 
Originally posted by: Leros
When he's in the bathroom, throw in some knock out gas, enter with a gas mask and look at his license.
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I was going to suggest stealing his license, but mine only had my middle initial.
 
Originally posted by: yh125d
Oh we've exhausted all pathways of trying to weasel the information out of him, and gotten nowhere


I could pay since I'd be getting the pool yeah, but I figured I'd consult the power of interwebs before I tried that
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follow him out tonite, drag him into an alley and bash him over the head with a trash can. take his wallet and watch while he is out. profit.
 
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