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[yh125d]

I'm trying to find out the middle name of one of my coworkers. He's kept it a very tight secret, and the whole office is just jonesing to find out. The guys even started up a pool for whoever finds it out, or to our boss/payroll lady if they decide to give it up


Anyone know of a free service that will give middle names? I'm trying to find him in the local court records right now, but the server isn't working quite right. I have plenty enough information to confirm it is him, since his first and last are pretty common

 

[TruePaige]

Umm if you are going to win money just use intellius and pay for it or something.

Sounds strange.

 

[mozirry]

Ask him politely and say jokingly that you won't dare tell anyone else, secret between him and you, to help bond. Then rat him out

 

[yh125d]

Oh we've exhausted all pathways of trying to weasel the information out of him, and gotten nowhere


I could pay since I'd be getting the pool yeah, but I figured I'd consult the power of interwebs before I tried that

 

[zzuupp]

Does he rent or own his house?
It could be on the real estate record.

 

[CrazyLazy]

did you try the goggles?

 

[yh125d]

Dunno on his house, but more than likely rent

 

[yh125d]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
did you try the goggles?

I assume beer goggles? No, none of us want to see him after work really, he's a bit of a dorkfish

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: yh125d
I'm trying to find out the middle name of one of my coworkers. He's kept it a very tight secret, and the whole office is just jonesing to find out. The guys even started up a pool for whoever finds it out, or to our boss/payroll lady if they decide to give it up

Anyone know of a free service that will give middle names? I'm trying to find him in the local court records right now, but the server isn't working quite right. I have plenty enough information to confirm it is him, since his first and last are pretty common

Stalker alert! :Q

 

[Leros]

When he's in the bathroom, throw in some knock out gas, enter with a gas mask and look at his license.

 

[rudeguy]

Maybe he doesn't have a middle name.

 

[CrazyLazy]

Originally posted by: yh125d

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
did you try the goggles?

I assume beer goggles? No, none of us want to see him after work really, he's a bit of a dorkfish

google but beer works too

 

[biggestmuff]

Do you guys go out to eat after hours? Slip the waitress a few bucks and have her card him then tell you his middle name off to the side.

 

[Paladin3]

Hit up his emergency contact from his records, if you're luck it will be his parents and you can call his mom. If you are smooth enough and make up a convincing story I bet you could get her to tell you. Shit, tell her you write the company newsletter and are doing a profile on him for next month, because he won an award or something, and need some lighthearted, semi-embarrassing stories about him from his childhood, including his middle name.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Seduce his mom, then convince her you get off by hearing her yell out her son's full name while having sex.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Leros
When he's in the bathroom, throw in some knock out gas, enter with a gas mask and look at his license.

I was going to suggest stealing his license, but mine only had my middle initial.

 

[GeekDrew]

Real Estate Records or Voter Registration Records?

 

[rbV5]

Check him out, your co-workers, your friends, your Mum and neighbors here!

 

[RKS]

what is his name and where does he live city/county/state ?

 

[ggnl]

have you considered waterboarding him?

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: rbV5
Check him out, your co-workers, your friends, your Mum and neighbors here!

hoyl shit! I am doing a few names with whom I work...some dirty pasts...

 

[rbV5]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: rbV5
Check him out, your co-workers, your friends, your Mum and neighbors here!

hoyl shit! I am doing a few names with whom I work...some dirty pasts...

I use that to run daughters boyfriends and such even shows traffic violations LOL.

 

[rbV5]

Oh, and make sure you check yourself before giving someone that link

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: yh125d
Oh we've exhausted all pathways of trying to weasel the information out of him, and gotten nowhere


I could pay since I'd be getting the pool yeah, but I figured I'd consult the power of interwebs before I tried that

follow him out tonite, drag him into an alley and bash him over the head with a trash can. take his wallet and watch while he is out. profit.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

If there is a pool then why not just pay for the background check. This doesn't make sense.