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yh125d

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I'm trying to find out the middle name of one of my coworkers. He's kept it a very tight secret, and the whole office is just jonesing to find out. The guys even started up a pool for whoever finds it out, or to our boss/payroll lady if they decide to give it up


Anyone know of a free service that will give middle names? I'm trying to find him in the local court records right now, but the server isn't working quite right. I have plenty enough information to confirm it is him, since his first and last are pretty common
 

TruePaige

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Umm if you are going to win money just use intellius and pay for it or something.

Sounds strange. :confused:
 

mozirry

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Ask him politely and say jokingly that you won't dare tell anyone else, secret between him and you, to help bond. Then rat him out
 

yh125d

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Oh we've exhausted all pathways of trying to weasel the information out of him, and gotten nowhere


I could pay since I'd be getting the pool yeah, but I figured I'd consult the power of interwebs before I tried that
 

zzuupp

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Does he rent or own his house?
It could be on the real estate record.
 

yh125d

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Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
did you try the goggles?

I assume beer goggles? No, none of us want to see him after work really, he's a bit of a dorkfish
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: yh125d
I'm trying to find out the middle name of one of my coworkers. He's kept it a very tight secret, and the whole office is just jonesing to find out. The guys even started up a pool for whoever finds it out, or to our boss/payroll lady if they decide to give it up

Anyone know of a free service that will give middle names? I'm trying to find him in the local court records right now, but the server isn't working quite right. I have plenty enough information to confirm it is him, since his first and last are pretty common

Stalker alert! :Q
 

Leros

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When he's in the bathroom, throw in some knock out gas, enter with a gas mask and look at his license.
 

biggestmuff

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Do you guys go out to eat after hours? Slip the waitress a few bucks and have her card him then tell you his middle name off to the side.
 

Paladin3

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Hit up his emergency contact from his records, if you're luck it will be his parents and you can call his mom. If you are smooth enough and make up a convincing story I bet you could get her to tell you. Shit, tell her you write the company newsletter and are doing a profile on him for next month, because he won an award or something, and need some lighthearted, semi-embarrassing stories about him from his childhood, including his middle name.
 

cKGunslinger

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Seduce his mom, then convince her you get off by hearing her yell out her son's full name while having sex.
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: Leros
When he's in the bathroom, throw in some knock out gas, enter with a gas mask and look at his license.

I was going to suggest stealing his license, but mine only had my middle initial.
 

rbV5

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Oh, and make sure you check yourself before giving someone that link ;)
 

hanoverphist

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Originally posted by: yh125d
Oh we've exhausted all pathways of trying to weasel the information out of him, and gotten nowhere


I could pay since I'd be getting the pool yeah, but I figured I'd consult the power of interwebs before I tried that

follow him out tonite, drag him into an alley and bash him over the head with a trash can. take his wallet and watch while he is out. profit.