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Free .003 kt Diamond to the 1st 500 requests!

free speck of dust!

i like the "homestead personal" logo at the bottom signifying that it is hosted by a free web page
 
hm... i am going to believe that someone can mail out 500 tiny tiny diamonds when they cannot even afford to pay for a real website? haha

oh well... i wanted a free speck of dust too
 
>>>Will my girlfriend be insulted if I give this to her???<<<

Nah...I hear Princess Di had a diamond just like this :Q

 
If you really want a diamond this size, goto a hardware store and buy some diamond sandpaper and you will get thousands of them. Then just pick the ones you want off the paper.
 


<< If you really want a diamond this size, goto a hardware store and buy some diamond sandpaper and you will get thousands of them. Then just pick the ones you want off the paper. >>



...which is exactly what this person will do to justify his/her email address collector.
 


<< free speck of dust!

i like the "homestead personal" logo at the bottom signifying that it is hosted by a free web page >>



a free speck of SHINY dust! 🙂 thanks uwannawhat!
 
I feel the strange need to start a homestead page of my own and offer people FREE junk mail if they sign up now!!! (free shipping too!)
 
Here's a clue for you:

karat refers to fineness of gold. 24 kt. = pure gold

carat = 200 milligrams of a precious gem

.003 kt. diamond makes no sense.
 
nah nah. just order a 1000 of them and you can put together a 3kt diamond. perfect for your wife, girlfriend, mistress, etc. etc.
 


<< Here's a clue for you: karat refers to fineness of gold. 24 kt. = pure gold carat = 200 milligrams of a precious gem .003 kt. diamond makes no sense. >>



I was about to post that Carats were for diamonds, and Karats were for the quality of gold..........
 


<< nah nah. just order a 1000 of them and you can put together a 3kt diamond. perfect for your wife, girlfriend, mistress, etc. etc. >>



Mmmmm Mistress.......
 
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