fred durst is having a kid!

[johneetrash]

poor kid 🙁

http://my.teen.com/cgi-bin/content.pl?content_section=Entertainment+News&content_date=20010604

he's gonna carry the durst legacy of making crappy music and people will call him 'fat face durst the 2nd' 🙁

 

[Robert01]

Heheh, the kid's name is going to be "Dallas," because the mother said that's where he was concieved.

Durst probably has a couple of illegitimate kids, we just don't know about them.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Maybe he'll be a programmer and spare the world the musical "talents" of another Durst.

 

[Viper GTS]

With Jennifer Rovero, no less. I was pretty damned impressed with her on the cover of Playboy (July 1999, I think), but if you do a search for her there's some pretty slutty stuff out there.

Too bad, she's gorgeous.

🙁

Viper GTS

 

[guyver01]

I guess Fred Durst's Limp Bizkit wasn't so Limp after all 😉

 

[yakko]

He is going to need a C-section since his "manhood" could not handle the birthing.

 

[Sluggo]

<< Heheh, the kid's name is going to be &quot;Dallas,&quot; because the mother said that's where he was concieved. >>



Nothing yells &quot;class&quot; like naming the kid based on where he was conceived.

--Backseat of GTO

 

[Croton]

trash is breeding trash

 

[slunk]

I hope he doesn't urn out like his father, pure trash.

 

[Johnlee]

I can see it now. A whole army of Fred's kids monickered via place of conception..the Houstons, Miamis, San Diegos, and then there are prolly some Backstages, Backseatofchevys, Inthebathroomstalls...