FOX News Hires George Zimmerman as Commentator

[soundforbjt]

http://bizstandardnews.com/2015/08/19/fox-news-hires-george-zimmerman-as-commentator/

A FOX News spokesman said Zimmerman will comment on second amendment and other crime issues. FOX News host Steve Doocy welcomed the decision.

“George has had such a rough time after the trial, we are glad to give him a stable job,” Doocy said.

Don't know if this is true or not, but it wouldn't surprise me that Fox would do this.

EDIT: Sorry, it's fake...mods delete thread.

 

[HomerJS]

Onion??

 

[Fanatical Meat]

This can't possibly be a real story.

 

[Atreus21]

This just in. Fox News, after learning that news people are getting capped on live television, hires George Zimmerman.

One would think MSNBC would've done it first.

 

[soundforbjt]

Sorry, it's fake...mods delete thread.

 

[Exophase]

This can't possibly be a real story.

You mean you don't trust a source with the byline "BS News, keeping it real"?

The integrity of their other recent posts stands on its own.

 

[bozack]

http://m.snopes.com/fox-hires-george-zimmerman/

 

[Bowfinger]

That's hilarious. It's just crazy enough that you can't be sure it's parody. Well done.

 

[Exophase]

The funny thing is the last paragraph is more outrageous and comical than the rest of the article, yet is actually true:

Zimmerman recently hit the headlines when it was revealed he was selling paintings of Confederate flags to raise money from a Florida gun store owner who banned Muslims from his shop.

 

[brycejones]

I guessed fake news when I saw the headline but still well played.

 

[lotus503]

If it was real it wouldn't be shocking.

 

[Exophase]

These articles are actually pretty hilarious as far as Onion ripoff sites go. And even better, some of them get loaded with comments from people taking them seriously.

 

[Sonikku]

Almost believable.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

You mean you don't trust a source with the byline "BS News, keeping it real"?

The integrity of their other recent posts stands on its own.

Honestly I didn't even waste the time clicking on the link.

 

[soundforbjt]

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/geo...by-black-pansy-and-obamas-an-ignorant-baboon/

George, keeping it classy. Maybe Trump will make him his Crime Czar!

 

[rudder]

Sorry, it's fake...mods delete thread.

No keep the thread. It is a testament to morons who have nothing better to do than search for stories that put foxnews in a bad light.

LBD case study #23,452.

 

[Doc Savage Fan]

Awesome thread! I vote to keep it as well. Maybe we can "sticky" it! 😀

 

[soundforbjt]

No keep the thread. It is a testament to morons who have nothing better to do than search for stories that put foxnews in a bad light.

LBD case study #23,452.

I didn't search for it, saw it as a link on another story.
But whatever lets you feel better about Fox news is ok...

 

[rudder]

I didn't search for it, saw it as a link on another story.
But whatever lets you feel better about Fox news is ok...

George Zimmerman being hired as a commentator for any news station... really?!!?