FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[Ranger X]

enough mouth to eat

 

[Locutus of Board]

poop and rare coins

 

[CaseTragedy]

from the bottom of

 

[eyor]

a lake in which

 

[pac1085]

Roger's body was found :/

 

[Josh]

but then I ate

 

[sd]

that hot babes box

 

[Locutus of Board]

now I had cardboard

 

[Ranger X]

which I stole from

 

[Budman]

the dumpster at Mcdonalds

 

[VoodooExtreme]

were I'd lived all...

 

[BuckMaster]

week eating Happy Meals

 

[Locutus of Board]

and having sex with....

 

[Teatowel]

everyone who passed by...

 

[Poontos]

with midget McDonalds employees

 

[irie]

stepped out for biscuts

 

[Moohooya]

but then I asked

 

[bigbootydaddy]

who farted it smells?

 

[Locutus of Board]

"I did" exclaimed the

 

[brock]

evil hamburglar. then he

 

[Vaneleus]

punched the wrong hole.....

 

[Adul]

DOH, I'm an Idiot

 

[3615buck]

I should have known

 

[hzl eyed grl]

it was the cashier's

 

[John]

that pulled my finger