FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[Locutus of Board]

With CNN and Mansnake

 

[IBhacknU]

bobbing on my FAT

 

[Tates]

The Fatman walks alone...

 

[IBhacknU]

with ALF on my

 

[BiggieN]

car bumper hanging on

 

[Locutus of Board]

Biggies *****! Mansnake said....

 

[IBhacknU]

with his 4 inch

 

[BiggieN]

long ALF eating his

 

[IBhacknU]

biggie fries, he dropped

 

[BiggieN]

his cat down the

 

[IBhacknU]

his pants and screamed

 

[Locutus of Board]

chute. then eating his

 

[BiggieN]

"Why does everyone hate

 

[IBhacknU]

me? I'm only 14!

 

[BiggieN]

I once got a

 

[IBhacknU]

BJ by a hooker

 

[BiggieN]

Alf said lying up

 

[Locutus of Board]

and got crabs by

 

[IBhacknU]

ManSnake, who likes little

 

[BiggieN]

ALF. Alf is scared

 

[IBhacknU]

of girls because they

 

[BiggieN]

say size doesn't matter

 

[IBhacknU]

when it really does

 

[BiggieN]

Alf then runs crying

 

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size does matter and