Found the PERFECT job

[BD231]

8 pleasure sessions = 9800Pro .

 

[Viterix777]

Hey, you should post this under Hot Deals!

 

[Oakenfold]

Still stalking you.

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Nyical
<mental note>If I meet Syringer in person, never to shake hands.

Let me correct that for you:

<mental note> If I ever meet an Anandtech member in person, never shake hands with them.

HAHA

 

[RyanM]

Note to self - Move to Cali.

 

[nuonce]

3timesaweek*52weeks*$50=~$7800 a year
3timesaweek*52weeks*5minutes=780 minutes
=$10 a minute

how much per str*ke?

/me wish i lived in cali

EDIT: are we to be taxed ?

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Hmm, not so perfect... Someone's kid that you don't know is going to be running around with half your DNA...

Imagine running into them in 20 years at Best Buy...

Or even worse, imagine if your child got involved romantically with them... :Q

 

[nuonce]

Originally posted by: GnoteHmm, not so perfect... Someone's kid that you don't know is going to be running around with half your DNA...

Imagine running into them in 20 years at Best Buy...

COOL!
20 years? i'd have a lot of catching up to do (they would owe me a lot of manual labor)
of course I would have to teach them to be responsible by not helping them pay for college

 

[fatbaby]

Please note that due to pending federal regulations, we are not able to accept donor applicants who have had sex with other men within the past five years. We very much regret this regulation (and in fact, representatives from our bank have expressed our concerns at FDA hearings), but we are required to abide by it in order to keep our tissue bank license. Tissue bank licensing bodies follow US Public Health Service guidelines, which define men who have had sex with men as "high-risk" for HIV, regardless of their individual risk management practices.

GOD D@MMIT. THATS NARROWS OUT NEARLY 3/4 OF US HERE (INCLUDING ME.)

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: conjur
You'll need to abstain from ejaculating for 48 hours before each appointment

That rules out most of this joint!

I better go apply now! I qualify! I'm going to head over there right now and....AWWWW DAMN!!! Never mind

 

[Chaotic42]

$50?

That's like $12,000 per hour!

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: Syringer
If only I weren't going down to LA in a few months, or if they didn't require a yearly commitment

I mean, $50 for 4-5 minutes worth of work? What other places offer wages like that?

prostitution

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
$50?

That's like $12,000 per hour!

Quarterminute-man, eh?

(I actually did the math )

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
$50?

That's like $12,000 per hour!

Quarterminute-man, eh?

(I actually did the math )

Hmm, how much does Bill Gates make?