Found the PERFECT job

conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
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You'll need to abstain from ejaculating for 48 hours before each appointment

That rules out most of this joint!
 

Jzero

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
18,834
1
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Please note that due to pending federal regulations, we are not able to accept donor applicants who have had sex with other men within the past five years.
Sorry, LordJezo ;)
 

Syringer

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
19,333
2
71
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
wow, get paid to watch porn. cool, i'm moving to L.A.

It's actually in Berkeley..which is near where I am now, but I'm moving down to LA in a few months.
 

blackdogdeek

Lifer
Mar 14, 2003
14,453
10
81
Additionally, we pay a finder's fee of $500. Tell your friends about us! If you refer someone who becomes a contracted donor, you can earn $500.

well syringer i think you just made $1500 :)
 

GiLtY

Golden Member
Sep 10, 2000
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hahahah... this thread is funny :)

Since I live pretty damn near Berkeley. Maybe I should start going to the shooting range more.. :p
 

MaxDepth

Diamond Member
Jun 12, 2001
8,757
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Originally posted by: conjur
You'll need to abstain from ejaculating for 48 hours before each appointment

That rules out most of this joint!
[KramerFromSeinfeld]I'm out!!![/KramerFromSeinfeld]

 

rudder

Lifer
Nov 9, 2000
19,441
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You are eligible if you are:
* between the ages of 18 and 40
* able to make weekly visits to our downtown Berkeley office during business hours
*able to make a one-year commitment
*able to provide general information about your biological family's health history



I've never been in a relationship more than 6 months, I guess I am out.
 

rudder

Lifer
Nov 9, 2000
19,441
86
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Please note that due to pending federal regulations, we are not able to accept donor applicants who have had sex with other men within the past five years. We very much regret this regulation (and in fact, representatives from our bank have expressed our concerns at FDA hearings), but we are required to abide by it in order to keep our tissue bank license. Tissue bank licensing bodies follow US Public Health Service guidelines, which define men who have had sex with men as "high-risk" for HIV, regardless of their individual risk management practices.


and I am not naming names, but I think this addendum will knock out a few of you guys as well.
 

hawkeye81x

Golden Member
Apr 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
wow, get paid to watch porn. cool, i'm moving to L.A.

It's actually in Berkeley..which is near where I am now, but I'm moving down to LA in a few months.

Why wasn't I informed? :D
I'm moving back to SoCal from Berkeley in a week...
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
40,856
321
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Originally posted by: Nyical
<mental note>If I meet Syringer in person, never to shake hands.

Let me correct that for you:

<mental note> If I ever meet an Anandtech member in person, never shake hands with them.
 

Lithium381

Lifer
May 12, 2001
12,452
2
0
shoot and i was just in berkeley on monday........oh well, a 1 year commitment......that's a lot........
 

Nyical

Golden Member
Feb 7, 2003
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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Nyical
<mental note>If I meet Syringer in person, never to shake hands.

Let me correct that for you:

<mental note> If I ever meet an Anandtech member in person, never shake hands with them.


Good point!

 
Aug 23, 2000
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Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
wow, get paid to watch porn. cool, i'm moving to L.A.

It's actually in Berkeley..which is near where I am now, but I'm moving down to LA in a few months.


Well to us out of staters, if it's in california, it's in LA somewhere