Found questionable reading material in the kids bathroom

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: jumpr
"Yo Quincy, why dont'cha break out the 101 Sexual Positions, man?"
*opens box*
"We need to talk! - Mom"

ahahahahaha

 

[GhettoPeanut]

Originally posted by: Queasy
You oughta put half-naked pictures of you and your sister in there. That should pretty well scar them for life. 😉

might not work if she's a really hot mom, then you'll have some real issues to deal with

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277
Shoulda put a tubchick picture in there for them to find. That'd teach 'em.

dont forget that that lemonparty

UGH!

I am still writhing in my chair from reading that.

Actually, I think that would to the trick, as well as some fun over their undoubtedly audible reactions.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: Queasy
You oughta put half-naked pictures of you and your sister in there. That should pretty well scar them for life. 😉

No. She should post those pics on ATOT.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Kitkat13
I was in the bathroom at my sisters today and opened one of the cabinet drawers looking for a hairbrush. Much to my suprise, I found "101 sexual positions"... a book that used to live at my house.

My boys are 11 and 9 and hers is 8.... No wonder they keep making all those 20-minute trips to the bathroom after school.

We decided the way to handle it was to leave them a note... Today when they go looking for the book all they will find is a note saying..

"You got Busted!" -Mom

So, what would you do or have you done in a similar situation?

0/10. your parody of that stupid anti-drug commercial is lame.

I thought the note in that commercial said:

Dear Son,

IOU 1 box of weed

Love,
Mom

 

[bsobel]

I know... Im just mean.

Naaaa. Mean would be leaving a note that said:

"If it wasn't for #32, you wouldn't even exist.
Busted - Mom"

 

[phreakah]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: Queasy
You oughta put half-naked pictures of you and your sister in there. That should pretty well scar them for life. 😉

No. She should post those pics on ATOT.

naked pics FTW

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: bsobel

I know... Im just mean.

Naaaa. Mean would be leaving a note that said:

"If it wasn't for #32, you wouldn't even exist.
Busted - Mom"

ROFL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, I'm trying not to laugh out loud. HAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Kitkat13]

Originally posted by: bsobel

I know... Im just mean.

Naaaa. Mean would be leaving a note that said:

"If it wasn't for #32, you wouldn't even exist.
Busted - Mom"

I wish I had started this thread earlier.... its too late now... they have all seen the note...

although it has been funny to watch them go in and then run and get the next one to go check it out.

 

[bsobel]

might not work if she's a really hot mom,

No disrespect intended. But she is posting here in ATOT. Statistically speaking, thats not too likley 😉

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: bsobel

I know... Im just mean.

Naaaa. Mean would be leaving a note that said:

"If it wasn't for #32, you wouldn't even exist.
Busted - Mom"

Dear son,

Dad Likes #25 after some 37 and occasionally a little 49 but i'm too old and can oly do 48 with a bit of 12 on the side.

Should I give him anal?

Thanks
Mom

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Better hope they're not practicing those positions :Q 😛

 

[hypn0tik]

To the OP:

So, which is your favourite?

 

[MaxDepth]

great, now they'll masturbate to whatever they have available. let's hope it's not posters of professional [male] athletes.

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: bsobel

I'm not sure I like 'Busted' for what is actual normal and healthy sexual curosity. If you make it something they get in trouble for (IMHO) they will be even more curious. I would probably leave a note more to the fact of we should sit down and talk before I find you with something like this again... Then, sit down and talk with them about it. Why they took it, and why you aren't comfortable with them having it at their age.

My 2 cents.

Bill

:thumbsup:

 

[mitmot]

kids sure mature early these days

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: jumpr
"Yo Quincy, why dont'cha break out the 101 Sexual Positions, man?"
*opens box*
"We need to talk! - Mom"

10/10 :laugh:

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: Kitkat13
So, what would you do or have you done in a similar situation?

joined in.

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: Mr N8

Originally posted by: Bumrush99
Woah, 11 and 9? At that age all I really cared about was sports.. Once I discovered Hustler at 12 things changed fast 🙂

My mom found a huge stash under my bed and let me keep them, however my dad later found the magazines sitting around in my room and threw them away 🙁

He didn't throw them away. Oh, and your dog isn't living at a farm in Wisconsin.

qft