Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
You suck at the Internet.
- M4H
Originally posted by: coldcut
WTF?
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: coldcut
WTF?
Cycad you're never, EVER going to get laid.
Do you know Stormrider?
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: coldcut
WTF?
Cycad you're never, EVER going to get laid.
Do you know Stormrider?
CRAWL THE WALL
This is good if you want to taste your semen when you ejaculate. Masturbate slowly or using the "Stop & Go" method for as long as you wish. Before you reach climax, position yourself on your back against a wall (it may be more comfortable to do this on a bed or on some padding), with your butt touching the wall, knees bent, and your feet against the wall, perpendicular to your body. Next, scoot closer to the wall; lift your butt off the ground and keep scooting in toward the wall. Eventually all that should be touching the ground will be the very top of your back and your neck. Your penis should be nearly directly above your face. (Don't stay in this position for long ? it can cause discomfort in your neck and may cause it to be sore for a while.) Now try to climax as quickly as you can, using any form of strokes. If you're almost there to begin with, it won't take long. Keep your back as straight as possible, with your stomach in (and with a little directing from your hands), and you'll get a faceful of semen. Towels are helpful to avoid causing a mess.
Originally posted by: Cycad
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: coldcut
WTF?
Cycad you're never, EVER going to get laid.
Do you know Stormrider?
The Lifer is telling me I'm not getting laid. I probably get laid more than anyone on this forum aside from the married people, but then I probably gt laid more than they do too, lol.
But if you are having trouble MichealD go put your head up a chickens @ss and wait.
Originally posted by: jumpr
OMFG - thanks for the worst link ever, Cycad:
CRAWL THE WALL
This is good if you want to taste your semen when you ejaculate. Masturbate slowly or using the "Stop & Go" method for as long as you wish. Before you reach climax, position yourself on your back against a wall (it may be more comfortable to do this on a bed or on some padding), with your butt touching the wall, knees bent, and your feet against the wall, perpendicular to your body. Next, scoot closer to the wall; lift your butt off the ground and keep scooting in toward the wall. Eventually all that should be touching the ground will be the very top of your back and your neck. Your penis should be nearly directly above your face. (Don't stay in this position for long ? it can cause discomfort in your neck and may cause it to be sore for a while.) Now try to climax as quickly as you can, using any form of strokes. If you're almost there to begin with, it won't take long. Keep your back as straight as possible, with your stomach in (and with a little directing from your hands), and you'll get a faceful of semen. Towels are helpful to avoid causing a mess.
