Found a fingernail in my burrito!!!

[Captante]

Extra protein!

 

[highland145]

Extra keratin!

fixed

 

[akugami]

If it's your wife, I'd guess you've had dirtier parts then her fingernails in your mouth at some point.

You know...you bring up a good point. Kissing someone is not a whole lot different then laying back, opening your mouth, and letting someone spit into it from 2 feet away. 😀

I think what sourceninja meant was, considering your wife likes to clip her nails while making food, you've probably eaten a toenail clipping without realizing it. Probably with extra toejam. D😱_O

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Sue her, after you win, just split the money with her, its a win win.

 

[Imp]

Sue her!

 

[MongGrel]

I'm claiming "Found a Fingernail in my Burrito" as the title of my next country song.

+1

 

[Hugh Jass]

Skimming thread titles and originally read this one as "Found a fingernail in my butthole!!!"

 

[BoomerD]

Skimming thread titles and originally read this one as "Found a fingernail in my butthole!!!"

Nah, that would be a ShortyLickens thread...:whiste:

Anyway..........OP, look at it this way...it's MUCH better than finding the wjhole finger in your burrito.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

i found pubes in my choc chip cookies one time when i was on vacation in santa barbara