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Found a $1 bill in the parking lot

One of two things,
1. Spend it on something random and stupid like a soda.
2. Stick it in the change tray in my car so I can spend it something random and stupid at a later time.
 
Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

2. Stick it in the change tray in my car so I can spend it something random and stupid at a later time.
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this is what i do too. if my kids dont steal it, that is.
 
Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
One of two things,
1. Spend it on something random and stupid like a soda.
2. Stick it in the change tray in my car so I can spend it something random and stupid at a later time.
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Yep soda or a candy bar.
 
Id punch the owners of my company in the face, then sail away to a tropical island, where I would sex the island girls and do mounds of blow until I died.
 
I'd rip it into thin strips, and then weave them together into a mouse cozy--then I'd realize what I had just done and throw myself in front of a bus to teach myself a lesson on the value of a dollar.
 
Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Id punch the owners of my company in the face, then sail away to a tropical island, where I would sex the island girls and do mounds of blow until I died.
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So you'd spend it on the cheapest spray can in the store and huff some inhalant?
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Id punch the owners of my company in the face, then sail away to a tropical island, where I would sex the island girls and do mounds of blow until I died.
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So you'd spend it on the cheapest spray can in the store and huff some inhalant?
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Well that was plan B........
 
Originally posted by: JEDI
what would you do w/a found $1 bill?
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I'd put it in my pocket. I once found a 50 dollar bill. I found a 64 dollar rapid transit ticket a couple of months ago, wooptie doo. I have never ever bought a lottery ticket in my life. To tell you the truth I think they should put the perpetrators of state lotteries in prison. It fosters pie in the sky mentality when we need people to get their feet on the ground.
 
Originally posted by: Muse
Originally posted by: JEDI
what would you do w/a found $1 bill?
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I'd put it in my pocket. I once found a 50 dollar bill. I found a 64 dollar rapid transit ticket a couple of months ago, wooptie doo. I have never ever bought a lottery ticket in my life. To tell you the truth I think they should put the perpetrators of state lotteries in prison. It fosters pie in the sky mentality when we need people to get their feet on the ground.
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The Oregon lottery raises a metric fuckton of money for local charities, children's hospitals, etc. The lottery is like donation with a sliver of a chance of becoming ridiculously rich.
 
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