Forumer of the Year Award.

[brianmanahan]

also it seems like ultimatebob should've been on here

as the inventor of coolcoin, he has made us all rich (as long as the real treasure is the friends we made along the way)

 

[Shmee]

I nominate virtual Larry.

 

[BudAshes]

Since I see Shorty on the list this must be the coveted Masturbator of the Year award!

Muse: His mental masturbation is unmatched, but at his age I doubt he has the physical stamina to match Shorty's self ministrations.
Ironwood: Well we know he's got the hardwood for the deed but I don't see him having the will to wail on his willy when there is work to be done.
Me: The talent is there, but I just aint got the time. Maybe if I can retire early like Ponyo I could really focus on jacking it like I'm in San Diego.
Shorty: The favorite and reining champion, there is no doubt he is a giant(pun intended) in the field of pecker pulling.
Panino Manino: Clearly just a made up name when the OP ran out of nominees.

 

[nakedfrog]

40,955 posts and still nothing to say...

You think HE'S got nothing to say, you oughta see my post history.

 

[sdifox]

You think HE'S got nothing to say, you oughta see my post history.

LoL quantity is very different from quality. Ask me how I know.

 

[highland145]

You think HE'S got nothing to say, you oughta see my post history.

Took you 20 years, you underachiever.

You'll be eating my dust in 6 months.

 

[nakedfrog]

LoL quantity is very different from quality. Ask me how I know.

Took you 20 years, you underachiever.

You'll be eating my dust in 6 months.

I took a few years off in there, though

 

[Ajay]

So, the OP had a short list of 10 ATOTers. The poll only shows 5. I thought polls could have more than 5 options. There is not comedy options - or is there? There is not other option.
In any case, we should have had at least semifinals and then a final poll. Therefor, this poll sucks.

My write in candidate is @Perknose. At least when he posts, he has something to say

 

[highland145]

So, the OP had a short list of 10 ATOTers. The poll only shows 5. I thought polls could have more than 5 options. There is not comedy options - or is there? There is not other option.
In any case, we should have had at least semifinals and then a final poll. Therefor, this poll sucks.

My write in candidate is @Perknose. At least when he posts, he has something to say

Fumble fingers? I doubt he's pasted the 5 Commandments back together yet.

 

[Ajay]

Fumble fingers? I doubt he's pasted the 5 Commandments back together yet.

I have this habit of being nice to the mods. I think it's a good habit. There have been some otherwise amusing ATOT posters over the years who have acted otherwise and are now lost to the bit bucket in space.

 

[BudAshes]

i kind of feel bad for budashes now

i should've given him a pity vote for that beatdown from TFP

Don't cry for me Manhands,

you know I will never leave you.

I have learned as I age that the fear of making a mistake can be far more debilitating than the mistake itself, and that many of my finest moments have been seeded by mistakes, learning from them and overcoming them.

So I would not laugh, but congratulate you if you were in line at a drug store buying a snuggie, lube and condoms, for you would be living the life you were given instead of hiding from it.

 

[Perknose]

I still do not get it.

At least that part is blindingly obvious.

 

[PowerEngineer]

I'm not sure what makes a good candidate for forumer of the year, but I have occasionally thought that it would be very interesting to have Muse as a neighbor. 👍

Actually, the voting for best self-ownage thread of the year used to be more fun! 👍👍

 

[Perknose]

My write in candidate is @Perknose. At least when he posts, he has something to say

Well said, good sir.

I don't know what it is, but there's just something about ME that I really, really like.

 

[Captante]

For my SECOND nomination ... why not GOD-BOT ???

 

[highland145]

I have this habit of being nice to the mods. I think it's a good habit. There have been some otherwise amusing ATOT posters over the years who have acted otherwise and are now lost to the bit bucket in space.

Meh, eff em if they don't get that joke.

 

[Perknose]

Meh, eff em if they don't get that joke.

Hey, I know you're a dick but you'd actually have to have a working penis to pull that off. It's all about the blood flow. Your brain just can't spare any.

 

[MrSquished]

my vote just put shortylickens into the lead!

 

[highland145]

Hey, I know you're a dick but you'd actually have to have a working penis to pull that off. It's all about the blood flow. Your brain just can't spare any.

SMH....no one?

Mel is weeping.

 

[Ajay]

SMH....no one?

Lost your emotional support animal?

 

[highland145]

Lost your emotional support animal?

It's OK, your mom called.

 

[brianmanahan]

So I would not laugh, but congratulate you if you were in line at a drug store buying a snuggie, lube and condoms, for you would be living the life you were given instead of hiding from it.

thanks bud, but it's too late for me

that's something i will never know

40 years of hiding down, 40 years to go

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Bud is literally the only one up there to make tons of good content posts that are actually funny.

I'm a bit bias towards comedy though, stand-up comedy is some of the only stuff I watch these days.

 

[Perknose]

SMH....no one?

Mel is weeping.

Awwww, poor baby! You're just misunderstood . . . like Taylor Swift or Stalin.

 

[ultimatebob]

There is no way in hell I'm voting in this poll until you add brianmahahan to it. Brian WAS ATOT 2020 personified!