FORUM GAME: Write down what you are doing, and then add "If you know what I mean.." (Turns into a sexual innuendo)

[DanTMWTMP]

So I was listenning the Jeff and Jer in the morning while at work about 2 hours ago. They had a segment where listenners will call in and state what they were doing, and they had to add the line "If you know what I mean" at the end.

Just by adding that, you can turn any action into a sexual innuendo.


Some quotes that I remember:

"My wife was petting my dog this morning,.... If you know what I mean"
"I had a mouthful (or swallowed a mouthful, i think that's what she said) of yogurt this morning... if you know what I mean" <--- too obvious, lol
"I'm going to go hit some volleyballs later... If you know what I mean"
"I'm having a meeting with my boss in the afternoon... If you know what I mean"
"I'm going to put my documents into the fax machine... If you know what I mean"
"I'm surfing the internet, if you know what I mean"

I remember some were really hot since a lot of ladies called in and said "If you know what I mean" in a sultry voice. damn. not good to have libido at work .

so Post what you're doing, and add that phrase.

 

[Mo0o]

I'm memorizing enzymatic tests for the identification of microorganisms... if you know what i mean


hmm that doesn't sound very appealing in either context

 

[gump47371]

Agreed, pretty funny. They use this type of skit from time to time on "Whose Line".

 

[pontifex]

i just got back from lunch...if you know what i mean



eh...not funny at all...

 

[SSSnail]

I'm in yo thread, posting useless stuffs... if you know what I mean.



I don't know how that could be innuendos.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: pontifex
i just got back from lunch...if you know what i mean



eh...not funny at all...

what were you eating?

 

[trmiv]

I'm sitting on the couch petting my cat...........if you know what I mean.

 

[hdeck]

eating a powdered donut...if you know what i mean

 

[R Nilla]

Weird, the local morning show DJs did the exact same thing on Friday in my area...

 

[JoeFahey]

Im about to go and exercise with my gym partner, if you know what I mean.

 

[ryan256]

I'm neffing at work.... if you know what I mean.

 

[Queasy]

I'm testing wholesale floorplanning application software....if you know what I mean

 

[chimmytime]

I just sent a dirty text message to my gf ... if you know what i mean.

 

[BeauJangles]

I'm writing my thesis... if you know what I mean?

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: R Nilla
Weird, the local morning show DJs did the exact same thing on Friday in my area...

It's a kit they buy called "Morning DJ in a box." It comes with all the comedy bits, skits, and a "Find your DJ name" book.

 

[Hyperlite]

i'm about to go talk to my advisor....if you know what i mean.

 

[LeiZaK]

I'm about to image a new PC, if you know what I mean.

 

[VTHodge]

Writing a protocol addendum . . . for a water system . . . if you know what I mean.

 

[Mxylplyx]

I'm debuggin a phone order system....If you know what I mean.

 

[R Nilla]

Originally posted by: trmiv

Originally posted by: R Nilla
Weird, the local morning show DJs did the exact same thing on Friday in my area...

It's a kit they buy called "Morning DJ in a box." It comes with all the comedy bits, skits, and a "Find your DJ name" book.

That's what I was thinking. I googled "Jeff and Jer" and their web page content is pretty much identical to that of my local morning show. These guys are a dime a dozen I suppose.

 

[NuclearNed]

I just enjoyed a tasty strawberry protein shake... if you know what I mean.

 

[Lola]

I am eating some altoids and drinking a slurpee... if you know what i mean.

Kind of sad that i could not think of any better ones... if you know what i mean

 

[FoBoT]

http://www.pics.bbzzdd.com/beta/users/oldsmoboat/oldsmoboats_law.jpg ... If you know what I mean

 

[ggnl]

Preparing end of quarter reports...if you know what I mean.

Meh, accounting is inherently unsexy.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I just passed out after having sex with a 60 year old midget wearing a blonde wig covered with grits and butter, if you know what I mean.