Fortunes from Fortune Cookies!

[T_Yamamoto]

My fortune i got is:

"You will soon receive an offer you cannot refuse"

What i'm hoping for:

New girlfriend :wub:

 

[IronWing]

Check for horse heads.

 

[Pardus]

"That was not chicken."

 

[CurseTheSky]

My fortune i got is:

"You will soon receive an offer you cannot refuse"

The mafia is coming to your house?

 

[Bignate603]

I got one that literally said "You will be hungry soon, order takeout now"

 

[T_Yamamoto]

I got one that literally said "You will be hungry soon, order takeout now"

Im pretty sure that thats an ad.

 

[AMCRambler]

Wait, you mean the little paper inside isn't just filling? I've been eating them the whole time damnit!

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Wait, you mean the little paper inside isn't just filling? I've been eating them the whole time damnit!

lol

 

[PlasmaBomb]

My fortune i got is:

"You will soon receive an offer you cannot refuse"

What i'm hoping for:

New girlfriend :wub:

A stranger will approach you from behind and say "Give me all your money or else..."

 

[T_Yamamoto]

lol

 

[bfdd]

I hate when they give me advice and not a fortune

 

[KillerCharlie]

I had one that said "Have a nice day." What kind of fortune is that?

 

[Bignate603]

Im pretty sure that thats an ad.

I never would have guessed...

 

[Newbian]

It means olds will be paying you a visit soon.

 

[KaOTiK]

Add the words "in bed" to the end of a fortune, makes it x10 better. Can't remember who told me it but I've been doing it for a long time now