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Fortune Cookies at my Local Chinese Restraunt

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Two weeks ago, I seriously got one which read, "Tastes like chicken." It's somewhere on my nightstand at home.
 
The craziest fortune I've ever got was "Someone at this table has a crush on you". The scary part was that somebody did, although I wasn't supposed to know that.
 
Originally posted by: UNESC0
"smile, someone is watching you"

creeped me right out.
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Ha, my brother got that same exact fortune when he was maybe 10. He was all creaped out for the rest of the day...I think he believed it.


My worst one was something about getting a cake soon. I never got that cake 🙁

 
lol, wtf? I didn't know that they had funny fortune cookies. Mine are always lame, with things like "You are handsome and a hard worker" or "You will soon be rich".
 
I make up my own, but I need to find someone to use them. 😛

A bamboo winter will balm your dry health.
Your journey offers on best intentions.
Watch friends for morning, yet enemies for evening.
A walk of the garden forms your mission divine.
Blossoming gifts are your selfless passion.
True wealth derives a true tao.
Respect the horizon, not the sunrise.
A grand meal first desired is twice remembered.
 
Yeah I hate how a lot of fortune cookies dont actually have fortunes in them...They have like...

The sun is red

Dogs can walk

Truths...not fortunes
 
in fall '04, i went to a local china buffet and after that i received a fortune cookie. it stated, "you are beautiful." 😕
 
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