Forgotten movies that should stay forgotten.

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Kadarin

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Originally posted by: Carbonyl
Any 70's or early 80's pron movies. BAD dialog, boring positions and Waay too much hair in all the wrong places.

The only difference between then and now is the hairstyles. Go watch some european porn; in spite of the foreign language, the movies are still way better.

As for bad movies, don't forget "The Forbidden Zone", starring Herve ("Da Plane! Da Plane!") Villechaize.
 

grrl

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Jun 21, 2001
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titanic, although i've never seen it

I second that thought. I also agree with "almost any movie with Kevin Costner."

When a Man Loves a Woman
The English Patient (but I like the Seinfeld episode about it)
Top Gun
Anything with Steven Segall or van Damme
 

MainFramed

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May 29, 2002
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Originally posted by: yellowperil
Hard Rain
Super Troopers
The New Guy
Most movies with Kevin Costner or Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone is awesome what are you talking about!?
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Parrotheader

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Dec 22, 1999
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I was just at Big Lots picking up some storage junk for the basement and after looking through their DVD "selection" I couldn't help but think of this thread title. They had maybe 30-50 DVDs all for about $5.99. I had not even HEARD of one single title before. Maybe there's a forgotten "classic" in there that I was overlooking, but I seriously doubt it. So if you ever want a laugh to see what REAL forgotten movies are just swing by Big Lots and take a gander at those beauties.
 

DeschutesCore

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Carbonyl
Any 70's or early 80's pron movies. BAD dialog, boring positions and Waay too much hair in all the wrong places.

The only difference between then and now is the hairstyles. Go watch some european porn; in spite of the foreign language, the movies are still way better.

Europorn rocks! The actresses don't have bruises on the backs of their legs like our's do. What the hell is up with that anyways?

DC
 

Vic

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Jun 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: bonk102
titanic, although i've never seen it
Although I'm no Titanic fan, how can you diss a movie you've never seen? :disgust:

As for myself, most bad movies I have watched that I want to forget stay forgotten. Except the Blair Witch Project *shudder*
 

NewSc2

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Apr 21, 2002
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that ewok movie was pretty good, i liked it when i was a kid.

hm, so you're making us remember movies that should not be remembered? bad idea for thread :p! j/k heh
 

DonaldC

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Nov 18, 2001
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Anything with Steven Segall or Claude van Damme.

There's another actor of the same ilk but I forget his name.
 

Wallydraigle

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Nov 27, 2000
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Originally posted by: NewSc2
that ewok movie was pretty good, i liked it when i was a kid.

hm, so you're making us remember movies that should not be remembered? bad idea for thread :p! j/k heh

Not really. If you remember it and write about it here, then I won't watch it by mistake;)

 

tm37

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Jan 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: here4amission
Originally posted by: yellowperil
Hard Rain
Super Troopers
The New Guy
Most movies with Kevin Costner or Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone is awesome what are you talking about!?
rolleye.gif

Sly was AWESOME in oscar:Q

 

CraigRT

Lifer
Jun 16, 2000
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The Fast and the Furious rocks... done up cars R cool. :D

I vote for Moulin Rouge cause it's absolute HORSE SH!T.
 

sandorski

No Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Naked Space starring Leslie Nielson(Naked Gun series). I love Leslie Nielson's comedy movies, but Naked Space is an utter POS!