for us well endowed men...

[Flammable]

We have problems sure, but now we have a solution on hiding that junk,

Text

 

[scott916]

:thumbsup: :laugh:

 

[CraKaJaX]

Customers who bought this also bought:

Book - What's Your Poo Telling You? & Obama Chia pet. LOL.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Customers who bought this also bought:

Book - What's Your Poo Telling You? & Obama Chia pet. LOL.

Or you can combine it with this.

Me wants one.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Customers who bought this also bought:

Book - What's Your Poo Telling You? & Obama Chia pet. LOL.

Or you can combine it with this.

Me wants one.

I think I need Corkscrew Bill.

 

[Newbian]

That's one book you need to leave "out" when women visit.

Just make sure you kill them after so they can't tell the truth.

 

[Riceninja]

reporting in

 

[Insomniator]

finally some help

 

[Q]

# Product Dimensions: 8.7 x 4.7 x 0.5 inches
# Shipping Weight: 7 ounces


Hmmm, sounds about right

 

[Farang]

great for the coffee table

 

[polarmystery]

lol win

 

[TwiceOver]

Ha.

 

[Matt2]

If any of you try and say you have a 25" penis, I vote for a perma-ban on the grounds of being compulsive liars.

Was that first review supposed to be a joke?

 

[Aluvus]

What's with the crappy (and for me, non-functional) redirect links to Amazon?

http://www.amazon.com/How-Live...itations/dp/1594743061

Edit: It is a "feature" of the board. Seems like if you are going to rewrite Amazon links this way, it would be easier/better to just insert an Amazon Associates ID.

 

[Riceninja]

Originally posted by: Matt2
If any of you try and say you have a 25" penis, I vote for a perma-ban on the grounds of being compulsive liars.

Was that first review supposed to be a joke?

phew, saved. 23 inches!

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Customers who bought this also bought:

Book - What's Your Poo Telling You? & Obama Chia pet. LOL.

I wa going to mention the "also bought" items. :laugh:

Hillary nutcracker, corkscrew Bill, "Big Black Penis"....

 

[lupi]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Customers who bought this also bought:

Book - What's Your Poo Telling You? & Obama Chia pet. LOL.

and corkscrew bill and hillary nutcracker


:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Matt2
If any of you try and say you have a 25" penis, I vote for a perma-ban on the grounds of being compulsive liars.

Was that first review supposed to be a joke?

Why should I be banned because I collect whale penises?

Some people kill forest ungulates and hang their heads on the walls.
I prefer the penises of aquatic mammals. So don't discriminate against me! The 25" penis was my first. Since then, the collection has.....grown.

 

[moshquerade]

reviews are funnay

By M. J. Antley "Not You" (Wherever) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
You know, life isn't easy. I have to lug around a 25" penis and, quite bluntly, I need some advice on how to live life. People think my right leg has a weird growth on it. My lower back is always hurting. If I get aroused, my head spins and I pass out. It's a cornucopia of problems and people always laugh when, after being asked what the problem is, you respond with "I have a really massive wang".

You know, it's not always funny. It's painful.

I thought, maybe, Richard Richard Jacob and Owen Thomas were kindred spirits in my battle against excessive genitalism. But NO --- these two chuckleheads decide to make this whole book a comedy.

Now, admittedly, the humor is pretty funny here and there...but there is real pain here. You ever throw out your shoulder tossing your penis over your shoulder because you had to wear shorts? Does your massive wang cause whirlpools should you ever decide to skinny dip? You know what it's like to not be able to make love to your wife within the same ROOM as your wife?

It's not bloody lovely. That's what it's like.

It even makes work a bother. At every interview, I get asked to first, show my penis and then second, bang the receptionist. You know, I'm not a piece of meat. And all of the queries as to why I'm not doing porn get annoying. I TRIED doing porn once and accidentally smashed the camera when I was fully aroused and turned around too quickly.

...I also gave my leading lady a concussion, broke a window in the next room, and, well, impregnated 3 different women in a 5 block radius. It was a little mortifying.

People always say it's a blessing. Well, I'm not seeing it. When you have to lug around a wang that weighs more than a full grown Great Dane, then you can talk to me.

And, no, I didn't type this using my fingers. I CANNOT do that.

Life is so unfair sometimes.

 

[actuarial]

ROFL that review is freaking hilarious!

"And, no, I didn't type this using my fingers. I CANNOT do that."

 

[CKent]

I find LPSG to be a good resource.

 

[Riceninja]

Originally posted by: CKent
I find LPSG to be a good resource.

god some of those posts seriously turned me on

 

[Red Squirrel]

LOL that book could be a lot of fun to slip in really weird places such as the men's washroom or public library.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
LOL that book could be a lot of fun to slip in really weird places such as the men's washroom or public library.

Pastors library

 

[Skeeedunt]

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