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For those of you who have a spousal unit

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JimmiG

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What do you do together with your unit? I've heard that copulation is popular, but getting one for this activity alone seems illogical. What are some other common activities, assuming you have a relatively low-maintenance unit, and you have not yet reproduced so you have no offspring to take care of?
 
Got a great deal on a low maintenance unit and the von Neumann protocols haven't been engaged yet so even better. Besides the linking of certain parts we split domicile maintenance routines, exchange information with other paired units via changes in air pressure and form parasitic relationships with large metal containers to effect changes in relative positioning
 
Watch TV, go to movies, go out to dinner, walks, ride bicycles, the usual date stuff.

We have an 11 year old son together too.
 
Yelling at teenagers. Sometimes we take turns. Sometimes we go at the same time.
 
rudeguy said:
scab picking seems to be a popular activity
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Zit popping too

What interests is your unit programmed to like? Is there an overlap in your programming?

Does your unit like long walks, drinking wine, and listening to Kenny G? Do you?

This construct is tedious. Do something you and your wife are both interested in. Or try something new together.
 
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Not married, but there's a really cheap minigolf place around here that's pretty popular with the couples. Even married ones.

Good clean fun, I guess.
 
It's handy to have someone to shave my back.

Also, when I get home, laundry always seems to be magically done. If you find a woman that likes to do laundry, that's all you need.

The sex thing...well...you know if you eat steak when you're starving and it's the most awesome thing ever, and then you eat steak every day for years and years and you get tired of it? Wife sex is kind of like that.
 
For me it's basically this:

Me: Worry about future living. Must save. Must max out 401k.

Her: Omg I can't stand this house! We have got to do renovations. We need to put in wood flooring. We need to re-do the bathroom. We need to put a nice garden and sprinkler system outside!

Me: Why the fsck are you upgrading a home that is worth < $150k? It's like putting gold in a crackerjack box. Why not save all that money and buy a house that is already nice in a nicer neighborhood with more room to grow in value. *sigh*
 
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