Hi, I was his roommate for our first two years of college. Yes I was anonymously assigned to him. At first I got him under control... by the end of our second year, he had minimized his strange abnormalities to drinking excessive amounts of milk daily, watching endless hours of techTV, supplemented by endless hours of StarTrek. supplemented by endless hours of watching full-length porn while I was in the room sleeping. one time he was riding around the parking lot in a jaguar with half his body out the window, yelling through a bullhorn...
But once I left him for greater opportunities, his weirdness manifested itself in the form of... a heated argument with his roommates over the shower curtain (?), he upgraded his OS remotely, had been to a Genitortures concert and kept a souvenir, knows at least two online sources where a person can purchase the appropriate machinery to make Bubble Tea tapioca balls, did a swan dive off the couch into a small glass of milk, and a multitude of other stuff... I have not the words. feel free to ask questions.
But once I left him for greater opportunities, his weirdness manifested itself in the form of... a heated argument with his roommates over the shower curtain (?), he upgraded his OS remotely, had been to a Genitortures concert and kept a souvenir, knows at least two online sources where a person can purchase the appropriate machinery to make Bubble Tea tapioca balls, did a swan dive off the couch into a small glass of milk, and a multitude of other stuff... I have not the words. feel free to ask questions.
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