For the people who made fun of the May 21st end of the world cultists....

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rudder

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the jokes on you! You see there was a last minute change and May21st wasn't exactly the end of the world... just judgement day. The real end of the world is October 21st*.

So you were actually being judged when you were making fun of those people.

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

*dates and actual events subject to change so please do not change your tithing habits.
 

coldmeat

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That wasn't a last minute change. Didn't they say right from the start that the end of the world was in october? May was just the rapture.
 

rcpratt

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The rapture was supposed to be May 21. My understanding was that the tribulations to follow were supposed to last 7 years.

Not that any of this is relevant or real.
 

Drako

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That wasn't a last minute change. Didn't they say right from the start that the end of the world was in october? May was just the rapture.

This.

Rapture is the start of end of days, 5 months later is the end of the world. Nothing has changed :).
 

joesmoke

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due to accidentally oversleeping i was unable to properly defile my vessel on the day of the rapture. i shall make use of this revised date to prepare a fitting balance of indulgent foods and chemical interactions.
 

thraashman

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He mistranslated. It was supposed to be the day of the raptor. We were all supposed to watch Jurassic Park or go to hell. Good thing it came on ABC Family and I caught some of it.
 
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