For the literary machoists

XMan

Lifer
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Wow.

The reviews are great, though.

LOL.

My favorite:

Once, I had intestinal flu. Everything I ate or drank I crapped-out within minutes. Peas and carrots, water, coffee, Cheerios - didn't matter. If it went it, it came shooting out moments later, all hot and sticky and wet.

If I had aimed my ass at a piece of blank paper back then and washed-down a brick of bleu cheese with a gallon of tartar sauce, I could have shat a more compelling - and gramatically correct - narrative that this.

You suck!
 

XMan

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Our school system is SUCK if THIS is the kind of WRITERS that are being produced these days....

The author is British, I believe.