For the guy owned by the 5 year old..

StageLeft

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The boy's parents denied the bad behavior, claiming the children were supervised at all times and that their sons were "playing in normal manner for young boys," court records showed.
Hmm, I used to be a young boy and never kicked anybody hard in the balls.
 

SarcasticDwarf

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
The boy's parents denied the bad behavior, claiming the children were supervised at all times and that their sons were "playing in normal manner for young boys," court records showed.
Hmm, I used to be a young boy and never kicked anybody hard in the balls.

 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: Skoorb
The boy's parents denied the bad behavior, claiming the children were supervised at all times and that their sons were "playing in normal manner for young boys," court records showed.
Hmm, I used to be a young boy and never kicked anybody hard in the balls.

Soft kicks don't count...do they?
 

GeekDrew

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I've taken hits to the testicles before... but not from a person, especially intentionally. If I do have the privilege of experiencing that pain... after I recover you'd better believe that person will regret having done that.