For some reason, my right sleeve smells like cilantro

[gorcorps]

I first noticed it when I stopped after I witnessed an accident in front of me. I was smelling cilantro but thought it was something in the field we were standing next to. But then I continued to smell it when I got home.

Asked my wife if she could smell it too just to make sure I don't have a brain tumor and think I'm smelling things. It's just my right sleeve from the elbow down (it's a long sleeve). Don't think I brushed up against anything, really weird.

 

[sdifox]

Don't be surprised to find a butcher knife in your chest tonight, player.

 

[lxskllr]

Stinkbugs kinda sorta smell like cilantro. Maybe you got one that leans more in that direction.

 

[shortylickens]

my balls smell like garlic.

Or so the neighborhood dogs seem to think.

 

[MrSquished]

10% of the population has a genetic defect that makes cilantro taste like soap.

 

[Captante]

10% of the population has a genetic defect that makes cilantro taste like soap.

My younger daughter HATES cilantro although she's never said anything about soap. (I love it)

 

[gorcorps]

Stinkbugs kinda sorta smell like cilantro. Maybe you got one that leans more in that direction.

Huh... never knew that and there's been a shitload of them popping up recently. Had one in my car and one was on me while we were near the field. Maybe that's it. Never noticed it before and I've been dealing with them for years, but that would make the most sense

 

[rcpratt]

But how does it smell when you take your shirt off?

 

[brianmanahan]

this is why i never stop at accidents

 

[nakedfrog]

But how does it smell when you take your shirt off?

Spicy!

this is why i never stop at accidents

You're worried you'll smell of cilantro?

 

[brianmanahan]

You're worried you'll smell of cilantro?

well that's one of the reasons

 

[nakedfrog]

well that's one of the reasons

What do you smell of on a normal day?

 

[brianmanahan]

What do you smell of on a normal day?

elderberries

(must be my shampoo)

 

[nakedfrog]

Let's keep this fella away from any rutting hamsters...

 

[gorcorps]

But how does it smell when you take your shirt off?

Mostly cilantro still, but an added dash of dad-bod

 

[Scarpozzi]

Mostly cilantro still, but an added dash of dad-bod

Hopefully the dad-bod smell isn't too different than your own or your wife will be onto you.

 

[JulesMaximus]

It’s lupus… you has it.

 

[zinfamous]

what an entirely helpful spambot bump! not that I know what "ranboo clothes" are, but whatever.

The spam post had a hidden link to a clothing store with that name.
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