For each thread I have hijacked, can I hijack someone else's thread?

[LeeTJ]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Mmmmm..... spaghetti!!


: ) Amanda

THAT was one of the WORST hijack attempts i've ever witnessed. EVARRRRR.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: xirtam
Crap, I forgot to take my lunch break, and now I'm hungry.

Hey! My car's in the shop...mind getting me a meatball sub...or maybe some cheese coneys?

I'm working in Omaha. Where are you?

On the *good* side of the Mississippi.

 

[spanky]

:moon:

 

[calvinbiss]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
Mainly, I'm concerned that some of these hijacked threads are going to wind up crashing into buildings.

The only damaged they could do is keeping people like me from working, thereby weasting countless dollars, and in the nd, cuasing the economy to slump further.

 

[Fausto]

Thread Status: Hijacked

Office of Homeland Security Pants Removal Advisory Status Level: Severe (RED)

Severe Condition (Red). A Severe Condition reflects a severe risk of terrorist pants removal. Under most circumstances, the Protective Measures for a Severe Pantsless Condition are not intended to be sustained for substantial periods of time. In addition to the Protective Measures in the previous Pantsless Threat Conditions, Federal departments and agencies also should consider the following general measures in addition to the agency-specific Protective Measures that they will develop and implement:

-Increasing or redirecting personnel to address critical emergency pantsless needs;

-Assigning emergency response personnel and pre-positioning and mobilizing specially trained Pants-Fast-Response teams or resources;

-Monitoring, redirecting, or constraining transportation systems to minimize spread of pantslessness; and

-Closing public and government facilities.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Thread Status: Hijacked

Office of Homeland Security Pants Removal Advisory Status Level: Severe (RED)

Severe Condition (Red). A Severe Condition reflects a severe risk of terrorist pants removal. Under most circumstances, the Protective Measures for a Severe Pantsless Condition are not intended to be sustained for substantial periods of time. In addition to the Protective Measures in the previous Pantsless Threat Conditions, Federal departments and agencies also should consider the following general measures in addition to the agency-specific Protective Measures that they will develop and implement:

-Increasing or redirecting personnel to address critical emergency pantsless needs;

-Assigning emergency response personnel and pre-positioning and mobilizing specially trained Pants-Fast-Response teams or resources;

-Monitoring, redirecting, or constraining transportation systems to minimize spread of pantslessness; and

-Closing public and government facilities.

So I should keep the top up when driving pantless today?

Oh wait...my car's in the shop...

 

[DaFinn]

So, what IS the deal with airline food these days...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

/removes pants

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- M4H

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: xirtam
Crap, I forgot to take my lunch break, and now I'm hungry.

Hey! My car's in the shop...mind getting me a meatball sub...or maybe some cheese coneys?

I'm working in Omaha. Where are you?

On the *good* side of the Mississippi.

That's quite a ways for delivery service of a meatball sub. I'd fedex it, but if the laborers didn't eat it, they'd smash it in the truck on the way to the plane.

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/removes pants

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- M4H

You're duel-boxing Fausto, aren't you?

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: xirtam
I'm working in Omaha. Where are you?

On the *good* side of the Mississippi.

That's quite a ways for delivery service of a meatball sub. I'd fedex it, but if the laborers didn't eat it, they'd smash it in the truck on the way to the plane.

True.



Guess it's back to the DingDongs.

Want more LifeSavers, ohtwell??

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/removes pants

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- M4H

You're duel-boxing Fausto, aren't you?

He's just trying to horn in on my trademark thread-hijack indicator. :|

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/removes pants

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- M4H

Attention whore...

PICS! ... no wait :Q

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/removes pants

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- M4H

You're duel-boxing Fausto, aren't you?

He's just trying to horn in on my trademark thread-hijack indicator. :|

Your "trademark thread-hijack indicator"? Why can't you just use the term "penis" like everybody else?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/removes pants

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- M4H

You're duel-boxing Fausto, aren't you?

He's just trying to horn in on my trademark thread-hijack indicator. :|

Do you have a problem with my pantslessness?
At least I wear boxers.

- M4H

 

[pyonir]

hey ohtwell:

Here...grab the 'lifesavers' out of my pocket...they are jumbo sized...

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/removes pants

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- M4H

You're duel-boxing Fausto, aren't you?

He's just trying to horn in on my trademark thread-hijack indicator. :|

Do you have a problem with my pantslessness?
At least I wear boxers.

- M4H

YOU GAVE ME THIS THONG AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT BIOTCH!!! :|

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/removes pants

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- M4H

You're duel-boxing Fausto, aren't you?

He's just trying to horn in on my trademark thread-hijack indicator. :|

Do you have a problem with my pantslessness?
At least I wear boxers.

- M4H

YOU GAVE ME THIS THONG AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT BIOTCH!!! :|

Would you two please put your pants back on? Thanks.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/removes pants

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- M4H

You're duel-boxing Fausto, aren't you?

He's just trying to horn in on my trademark thread-hijack indicator. :|

Do you have a problem with my pantslessness?
At least I wear boxers.

- M4H

YOU GAVE ME THIS THONG AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT BIOTCH!!! :|

Would you two please put your pants back on? Thanks.

my eyes! the goggles do nothing!

 

[xirtam]

Those aren't goggles. You are one sick man.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: xirtam
Those aren't goggles. You are one sick man.

With beer goggles....hmmm....YUM!

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: xirtam
Those aren't goggles. You are one sick man.

i thought they smelled funny.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/removes pants

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- M4H

You're duel-boxing Fausto, aren't you?

He's just trying to horn in on my trademark thread-hijack indicator. :|

Do you have a problem with my pantslessness?
At least I wear boxers.

- M4H

YOU GAVE ME THIS THONG AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT BIOTCH!!! :|

Yeah, and it was supposed to be for "special occasions" only! You're ruining it by wearing it as an everyday support garment!

- M4H

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: xirtam
Those aren't goggles. You are one sick man.

i thought they smelled funny.

Do you typically smell your goggles?

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: xirtam
Those aren't goggles. You are one sick man.

i thought they smelled funny.

Do you typically smell your goggles?

Only when they've been in certain 'areas'.