Well if some carpenter married a chick named Mary and she had a kid while she was still a virgin, then we would all laugh at how stupid this carpenter is, and then he would feel like a dumb redneck and never speak to anyone again, then the kid would probably get lost in the educational system, never gaining enough common sense to realize he was the son of God, as the first Christ did at age 11. Chances are, if hes born in the USA, he could graduate high school without the ability to read. Or he might end up getting drafted into the NBA, where he doesnt need to read anyways, and just live out the rest of his days hoopin' it up and trying to forget that he has this feeling he was supposed to figure something out and be an important person and maybe change the world, because after all, hes makin a few million for playing basketball, why worry about that other stuff? Then if he was like a league scoring leader and somewhat attractive, hed release his own hard core rap album. Maybe then hed get inspired and write some meaningful lyrics, but nah, he cant read, so he would just sing what someone else wrote, and probably have to lip sync it too, thus his entire life which was intented to be a message to the world would be lost and you hear this giant thundering "DOH!" from above as God smacks his forehead as to what a bunch of shmucks we all are and what a mess weve turned our world into. Then God says: "Oh well, I guess I'll try again in another 2000 years."
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