For all you Zen Masters..............

Aquaman

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For all you Zen Masters.............. What is the sound of one hand clapping? :confused:

From what I gather it is to teach us how to no think lineurly but to embrace the void :confused:

Can anybody explain this in simple terms? :p

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

Hayabusa Rider

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From what I gather it is to teach us how to no think lineurly but to embrace the void

If you can understand this sentence, you understand Zen
:D;)

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BettyBoop

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For many of the folks on this board, the sound of one hand clapping is this:

fap fap fap... :D
 

Aquaman

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<< For many of the folks on this board, the sound of one hand clapping is this:

fap fap fap... :D
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No that's one hand stroking ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

WombatWoman

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Many years ago, in Neverland, Peter Pan is said to have asked this question of Captain Hook.

Captain Hook opined that it was his belief that the sound of one hand clapping is "Ow. Ow. OW."
 

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<< Many years ago, in Neverland, Peter Pan is said to have asked this question of Captain Hook.

Captain Hook opined that it was his belief that the sound of one hand clapping is "Ow. Ow. OW."
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lol !!!! :D

 

linuxboy

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:) WW.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Have you ever been to a fireworks show in the middle of somewhere in Virginia and then gone back home on an ATV to take a drink of water and wash your hands? Sounds just like that.

Cheers ! :)
 

djheater

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have you heard of google?

What is the Sound of the Single Hand? When you clap together both hands a sharp sound is heard; when you raise the one hand there is neither sound nor smell. Is this the High Heaven of which Confucius speaks? Or is it the essentials of what Yamamba describes in these words: "The echo of the completely empty valley bears tidings heard from the soundless sound?" This is something that can by no means be heard with the ear. If conceptions and discriminations are not mixed within it and it is quite apart from seeing, hearing, perceiving, and knowing, and if, while walking, standing, sitting, and reclining, you proceed straightforwardly without interruption in the study of this koan, you will suddenly pluck out the karmic root of birth and death and break down the cave of ignorance. Thus you will attain to a peace in which the phoenix has left the golden net and the crane has been set free of the basket. At this time the basis of mind, consciousness, and emotion is suddenly shattered; the realm of illusion with its endless sinking in the cycle of birth and death is overturned. The treasure accumulation of the Three Bodies and the Four Wisdoms is taken away, and the miraculous realms of the Six Supernatural Powers and Three Insights is transcended.




<< Of course it's my firm beliefe that the way that is known is not the way ;) >>

 

navyrn

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That is why it is called a paradox. Logic cannot answer the question. Clapping is the sound made by two objects striking together. Using one hand voids this statement and thus cannot be answered. That is why enlightenment supercedes what rational though can answer. If you "ponder" this long enough then you will see the way around this.

Personally, i think it gave the monks something to think about other then chicky-poos.
 

gotsmack

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thats an easy question, its a padded tapping noise. don't you watch the simpsons?
 

Aquaman

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<< have you heard of google?

What is the Sound of the Single Hand? When you clap together both hands a sharp sound is heard; when you raise the one hand there is neither sound nor smell. Is this the High Heaven of which Confucius speaks? Or is it the essentials of what Yamamba describes in these words: "The echo of the completely empty valley bears tidings heard from the soundless sound?" This is something that can by no means be heard with the ear. If conceptions and discriminations are not mixed within it and it is quite apart from seeing, hearing, perceiving, and knowing, and if, while walking, standing, sitting, and reclining, you proceed straightforwardly without interruption in the study of this koan, you will suddenly pluck out the karmic root of birth and death and break down the cave of ignorance. Thus you will attain to a peace in which the phoenix has left the golden net and the crane has been set free of the basket. At this time the basis of mind, consciousness, and emotion is suddenly shattered; the realm of illusion with its endless sinking in the cycle of birth and death is overturned. The treasure accumulation of the Three Bodies and the Four Wisdoms is taken away, and the miraculous realms of the Six Supernatural Powers and Three Insights is transcended.




<< Of course it's my firm beliefe that the way that is known is not the way ;) >>

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Dude.......... anyone can cut & paste ;).............. Can you explain it ......... that is the key :)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

djheater

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And again i say:

The Way that can be told of is not the eternal Way;
The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The Nameless is the origin of Heaven and Earth;
The named is the mother of all things.

Therefore let there always be non-being,
so we may see their subtlety,
And let there always be being,
so we may see their result.
The two are the same,
But after they are produced,
they have different names.
 

luvya

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<< And again i say:

The Way that can be told of is not the eternal Way;
The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The Nameless is the origin of Heaven and Earth;
The named is the mother of all things.

Therefore let there always be non-being,
so we may see their subtlety,
And let there always be being,
so we may see their result.
The two are the same,
But after they are produced,
they have different names.
>>



kinda understand now.
So what exactly does this has to do with the sound of one hand?:confused:
rolleye.gif
 

djheater

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Zen Master Unmon said: "The world is vast and wide. Why do you put on your robes at the sound of a bell?"

Or

A Western Professor studying Zen was invited to a tea ceremony by a wel known and respected master. Upon arriving a cup was placed in front of him the master began to pour tea. When the tea reached the top of the cup the master continued to pour and pour until the tea puddled on the floor. The professor, incredulous, asked what the meaning was. the master replied "You are like this cup. how can i teach you when your cup is already overflowing? you must empty your cup if you wish to learn."
 

Aquaman

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In the wise words of the great Zen Master Homer............ I am so smart ........... SMRT ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman <<<<<<<< going to bed :)
 

Jfur

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...........arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh!!! satori!!!!!!!!!!.............................
 

Moonbeam

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Thought is fear. The mind chatters uncontrolably. Thought is a rat in a maze endlessly seeking safety from delusions. Loading down the rat with sufficient paradox is like blocking all exits bringing the rat to the end of its roap. When the rat turns finally to face the enemy that torments him he will find nothing there, blissful, infinite, nothing-to-fear, there. So the best I can do to answer your question is as follows:

:D