For all you republicans!!

[UnixFreak]

The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)
C
ome and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.
The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.
Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y'all come vote now. Ya hear? The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.
The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.
Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y'all come vote now. Ya hear? df

 

[Eoin]

Like Gore was any better. "I got shot at in 'Nam. And I shot people." Yeah, by cameras, not guns. "I invented the internet, pants, computers, calculators, and everything else important."

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Did you post that in another thread recently, it looks familiar?

 

[dc]

troll.

 

[Stallion]

I guess that was so great you had to post it twice?

 

[Valhalla1]

gay.

 

[RossGr]

Hail to the Thief

 

[gUEv]

can we just agree that neither candidate would have been our first pick, given the option?
theres no point in bickering over it..neither would have made any substantial difference, politics is so horribly bland and conformist these days. Bush will simply throw money in some places gore decided not to, he will not unite the ghettos of compton with the mansions of beverly hills.

they were both horrible choices for president, but i suppose thats how politics work.

 

[DABANSHEE]

"Like Gore was any better. "I got shot at in 'Nam. And I shot people." Yeah, by cameras, not guns. "I invented the internet, pants, computers, calculators, and everything else important."

Actually Eoin that's true with 8 out of every 9 Vietnam veterans - To every soldier in combat in Vietnam, there were another 8 supporting them in the rear who never saw combat (except for maybe a bit of smoke on the horizon).

 

[bigbootydaddy]

go demos

 

[I'm Typing]

I posted this a few days ago. Use the search feature, dude.

 

[Elita1]

George W. is your president. GET OVER IT.

 

[KarsinTheHutt]

LMAO

ok... its a troll post, but its funny as hell, even if some of it is a bit exagerated or untrue.

But I do think Red Dawn is right - Bush needs to get some more backbone.

Bush looks like a wimp on TV and he's always saying "um... umm... um..." like he's unsure of what to say. Maybe he'll get better with his presentation skills, but for heavens sakes you'd think he'd have learned to do it effectively as Gov. of Texas.

 

[shifrbv]

I think it's pretty creative at the least, anyway.

KarsintheHutt - I've got to agree with you. Everytime I see Bush on TV I cringe. He always looks like he doesn't quite know what he's doing. Like when Linda Chavez was giving her acceptance speech and Bush was standing behind her. He had this blank look on his face and looked really out of place. Or the time when Bush was taking questions after meeting with some of the top industry executives a few weeks ago. Instead of saying something polite to the effect that the questioning session should be over, he answered a question, then spinned around real fast and just left the stage with the CEO's standing there not sure what to do. It looked rather strange.

I hope he'll take some time to get some better speaking and presentation skills because it doesn't look very professional on his part.

 

[hpkeeper]

HEY ALL YOU DEMOCRATS!



make your jokes... but guess what, Bush IS President


what kind of jokes can we make about the losing team.... Bore and his crew, eh... I guess Losing is enough for the poor guy, maybe we shouldn't pick on him.

 

[src0010]

shivrbv, are you talking about these looks:
http://www.geocities.com/src0010/idiot.jpg

 

[DonaldDuck82]

The only reason he may seem like a wimp to you on tv (which he isn't). Is that the Truth doesn't sound great all the time. Algore on the other hand doesn't have a problem skipping Truth, but it did do him lots of good in the election, hehehe. Sore Loserman anyone? All I see are a bunch of mad Democrats because they are just now realizing what the Conservatives have know for a long time, that their worldview is flawed.

 

[Russ]

Lighten up, guys. Other then all the factual errors, it's pretty damned funny.

Russ, NCNE

 

[KarsinTheHutt]

<<<The only reason he may seem like a wimp to you on tv (which he isn't). Is that the Truth doesn't sound great all the time.>>>

you completely missed my point. I said Bush's presentation of himself and his public speaking skills weren't so hot. I never said that he wasn't honest.

I worked at a company that wasn't doing so great this summer, and the CEO held a live teleconference and told everyone the truth about the bad financial situation. It was downright horible news, but the CEO made his presentation with conviction and confidence in his facts. He knew what he was talking about and he wasn't nervous or fuzzy on facts.

Bush just seems to waffle on stuff - like he's unsure of what is going on.

 

[Wingznut]

&quot;like he's unsure of what is going on&quot;

That's my entire impression of G.W.

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

I voted for Bush, but I have to admit that post was pretty damn funny. Even if it is just the work of some poor p!ssed off democrat with way too much free time and caffine.

ROTFLMAO