For all You LOTR Fans...What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex

[Wheezer]

Everything you want to know about Elf Sex but were afraid to ask

The good news is that elves like sex. ?The union of love is indeed to them great delight and joy.? (LACE) The bad news is that elves tend to lose interest in sex after they?ve had kids.

who doesn't????

 

[Trevelyan]

Man, why can't OUR lives be like that....

 

[Balt]

If the elves humped like bunnies all the time they would overpopulate the world, since they are immortal.

 

[OulOat]

This LOTR bs has to stop, NOW

 

[TallBill]

lol, good read if you are a tolkien fan