For 7 grand she's all yours

[larry1204]

7 grand? Puhleeze, for that much I could have my own asian kid.

😱🙄 :hmm:

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[frostedflakes]

7 grand? I'll wait and buy one used off eBay.

😀

You win the thread, sir.

 

[0roo0roo]

You sound like a great boyfriend.

tis just reality.
i remember a comic riffing on those "10 ways to please your man" covers on womens mags. they never suggest the obvious, skip the foreplay😉


anyways its amazing how many journalists are afraid to be critical.

i mean seriously ...that dude can't see right or something. does anyone care to talk to their fleshlight? lol
have a conversation with your hand!

 

[SSSnail]

It's already on sale? In the first thread it was 9 grands.

 

[rh71]

that's the best looks he could come up with?

 

[sourceninja]

The Doll looks like Donna from Dr. Who

 

[Sureshot324]

"When someone speaks to Roxxxy, her computer converts the words to text and then uses pattern-recognition software to match them against a database containing hundreds of appropriate responses. The robot then answers aloud -- her prerecorded "voice" is supplied by an unnamed radio host -- through a loudspeaker hidden under her wig."

Sooo..basically it will be like talking to the NPCs in Morrowind.

 

[TruePaige]

"When someone speaks to Roxxxy, her computer converts the words to text and then uses pattern-recognition software to match them against a database containing hundreds of appropriate responses. The robot then answers aloud -- her prerecorded "voice" is supplied by an unnamed radio host -- through a loudspeaker hidden under her wig."

Sooo..basically it will be like talking to the NPCs in Morrowind.

What, Morrowind doesn't give you boners?

 

[Nitemare]

Would I have to pay extra for the non-talking version?

 

[moshquerade]

Would I have to pay extra for the non-talking version?

You can just mute this one 😉

 

[ichy]

You sound like a great boyfriend.

And he complains that he has no luck with women...

 

[Nitemare]

You can just mute this one 😉

in for 2

 

[chitwood]

Horrifying.

What if it became self aware and killed you in your sleep?

 

[ichy]

Horrifying.

What if it became self aware and killed you in your sleep?

If I ever sink to the level where I buy one of those things I HOPE that someone will do me a favor and kill me.

 

[Sureshot324]

Where's the link to the product demonstration vid?

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

I must admit I was skeptical, but this thread delivered.

 

[Skitzer]

7 grand? I'll wait and buy one used off eBay.

Ummmm ..... that's just wrong

 

[TallBill]

First wife cost me more than that.

 

[JulesMaximus]

This is just pathetic...

 

[D1gger]

I can almost hear her start nagging:

Harcourt Fenton Mudd where have you been!! Wherever it was I'm sure you were up to no good! Drinking! Gambling and chasing women! Just wait until I get you home!

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

boxxy?

 

[Batti]

She's no Cherry 2000, that's for sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc5Ax8eD_7M

 

[Red Squirrel]

It looks like a decent piece of work, except for the face part. 😱

Can it cook and do laundry? I wonder if it comes with masonry worker attachments. I wonder if it can hold drywall while I screw it in. I could see this being useful for lot of various things involving screwing. 😛

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

No doubt this was an invention inspired by personal need.

 

[BladeVenom]

Anyone else remembering the Marilyn Monroebot PSA from Futurama?

Yes, that was great. Unfortunately it's been removed from Youtube.