Foods that make your poo better?

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Are there foods out there that help with stink?

I know many foods that help push it through... but not ones that actually clean it up... suggestions?
 

Kelemvor

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot the better you feel,
so eat your beans at every meal.

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel,
so eat your beans at every meal.
 

Legend

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Fruit, vegetables.

If you want to make a seamless change to your diet, buy soft taco tortillas that are mostly oat fiber. That'll do the trick.
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: amicold
It's poop I don't think it's supposed to smell good.

Unless you're female, in which case everyone's supposed to pretend that it smells good, or something.
 

arrfep

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Prunes, FTW. Go buy a bag of Sunsweet prunes at your grocery store. $3, nature's laxative. Don't eat more than two servings in one sitting....
 

Conky

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If I were a mod, this thread would be locked and you would have a week off, lol.
 

tm37

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
colon blow

Cheers,
Aquaman

surprised it took that long.

But you really want Super Colon Blow :D

Also really surprised it's not on youtube or google video :(
 

Aquaman

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Originally posted by: tm37
Originally posted by: Aquaman
colon blow

Cheers,
Aquaman

surprised it took that long.

But you really want Super Colon Blow :D

Also really surprised it's not on youtube or google video :(

Baby steps man........ you gotta take baby steps when it comes to the bung hole and what comes out of it ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman