!! FOLLOW UP TO THE SWINGERS AD !!

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Spac3d

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
If it's just a girl it's not technically a swinger's ad, is it?

And to those that laugh about him being involved in a dialogue like this, I submit to you this.

She's an awesome girl, and truely what a "swinger" should be. I know her rather... personally.

she oogly.

maybe i'm just not into asians though.

Definetly ugly.

Hot body, not so hot face... and the fact that she goes to such lengths with all her pics... and posting her own hotornot rating on the site...

Well... let's just leave it at that... I didn't think 30 year-olds were into this...

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Spac3d

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
If it's just a girl it's not technically a swinger's ad, is it?

And to those that laugh about him being involved in a dialogue like this, I submit to you this.

She's an awesome girl, and truely what a "swinger" should be. I know her rather... personally.

she oogly.

maybe i'm just not into asians though.

Definetly ugly.

Hot body, not so hot face... and the fact that she goes to such lengths with all her pics... and posting her own hotornot rating on the site...

Well... let's just leave it at that... I didn't think 30 year-olds were into this...

Fascinatingly narcissistic in my opinion, it makes me want to know more. I'm odd like that, people never cease to amuse me.

 

[HarryAngel]

Originally posted by: Richdog
Anyway, heres my carefully cultivated reply, in all its frankly laughable glory...



Hi Louise, just read your reply so thought i'd write you one back. As I said in the ad, I havent done this sort of thing before, Ive always had sex with a "regular" girlfriend, none of which have been particularly exciting or adventurous in the bedroom department. So, now that ive moved to a new place and have no attachments, ive decided to try something different.

I got to say though, you do sound nice, a blonde bombshell always does it for me! As for safe sex, thats fine by me, and i'm not into watersports, bondage, pain or anything like that either to be honest (havent tried them, but the thought doesnt turn me on anyway!). As for outdoor sex, havent tried that either, but i'd be more than willing to give it a go! As for the bedroom, that goes without saying doesnt it really...

Anyway, if youd prefer, I'll try and get my temperemental scanner working and find you a pic, and if you have one too thatd be nice. So which area do you live in then? Anyway, thats enough for now, so if youre still interested I look forward to hearing from you!

Richard xxx



Go on, have a good laugh (all you critics, lol) and Ill go and eat my dinner in a couple of mins. Ill be back in about two or three hours, heh if ever there was a thread worthy of follow-ups it must be this one!

Screw the pics head straight for the pub:beer: and take it from there! But post some :camera:s of the Bombshell after words

 

[HarryAngel]

Originally posted by: Richdog
Anyway, heres my carefully cultivated reply, in all its frankly laughable glory...



Hi Louise, just read your reply so thought i'd write you one back. As I said in the ad, I havent done this sort of thing before, Ive always had sex with a "regular" girlfriend, none of which have been particularly exciting or adventurous in the bedroom department. So, now that ive moved to a new place and have no attachments, ive decided to try something different.

I got to say though, you do sound nice, a blonde bombshell always does it for me! As for safe sex, thats fine by me, and i'm not into watersports, bondage, pain or anything like that either to be honest (havent tried them, but the thought doesnt turn me on anyway!). As for outdoor sex, havent tried that either, but i'd be more than willing to give it a go! As for the bedroom, that goes without saying doesnt it really...

Anyway, if youd prefer, I'll try and get my temperemental scanner working and find you a pic, and if you have one too thatd be nice. So which area do you live in then? Anyway, thats enough for now, so if youre still interested I look forward to hearing from you!

Richard xxx



Go on, have a good laugh (all you critics, lol) and Ill go and eat my dinner in a couple of mins. Ill be back in about two or three hours, heh if ever there was a thread worthy of follow-ups it must be this one!

Screw the pics head straight for the pub:beer: and take it from there! But post some :camera:s of the Bombshell after words

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: HarryAngel

Originally posted by: Richdog
Anyway, heres my carefully cultivated reply, in all its frankly laughable glory...



Hi Louise, just read your reply so thought i'd write you one back. As I said in the ad, I havent done this sort of thing before, Ive always had sex with a "regular" girlfriend, none of which have been particularly exciting or adventurous in the bedroom department. So, now that ive moved to a new place and have no attachments, ive decided to try something different.

I got to say though, you do sound nice, a blonde bombshell always does it for me! As for safe sex, thats fine by me, and i'm not into watersports, bondage, pain or anything like that either to be honest (havent tried them, but the thought doesnt turn me on anyway!). As for outdoor sex, havent tried that either, but i'd be more than willing to give it a go! As for the bedroom, that goes without saying doesnt it really...

Anyway, if youd prefer, I'll try and get my temperemental scanner working and find you a pic, and if you have one too thatd be nice. So which area do you live in then? Anyway, thats enough for now, so if youre still interested I look forward to hearing from you!

Richard xxx



Go on, have a good laugh (all you critics, lol) and Ill go and eat my dinner in a couple of mins. Ill be back in about two or three hours, heh if ever there was a thread worthy of follow-ups it must be this one!

Screw the pics head straight for the pub:beer: and take it from there! But post some :camera:s of the Bombshell after words

...or during...

amish

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Spac3d

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
If it's just a girl it's not technically a swinger's ad, is it?

And to those that laugh about him being involved in a dialogue like this, I submit to you this.

She's an awesome girl, and truely what a "swinger" should be. I know her rather... personally.

she oogly.

maybe i'm just not into asians though.

Definetly ugly.

Hot body, not so hot face... and the fact that she goes to such lengths with all her pics... and posting her own hotornot rating on the site...

Well... let's just leave it at that... I didn't think 30 year-olds were into this...

Fascinatingly narcissistic in my opinion, it makes me want to know more. I'm odd like that, people never cease to amuse me.

Not that you genuinely care, but I'd be more jealous of you if this was a girl who was not as... open about what she thinks of herself. This is why you posted the link right? So we can be a little jealous that you know her rather... personally ?

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Spac3d

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
If it's just a girl it's not technically a swinger's ad, is it?

And to those that laugh about him being involved in a dialogue like this, I submit to you this.

She's an awesome girl, and truely what a "swinger" should be. I know her rather... personally.

she oogly.

maybe i'm just not into asians though.

Definetly ugly.

Hot body, not so hot face... and the fact that she goes to such lengths with all her pics... and posting her own hotornot rating on the site...

Well... let's just leave it at that... I didn't think 30 year-olds were into this...

Fascinatingly narcissistic in my opinion, it makes me want to know more. I'm odd like that, people never cease to amuse me.

Not that you genuinely care, but I'd be more jealous of you if this was a girl who was not as... open about what she thinks of herself. This is why you posted the link right? So we can be a little jealous that you know her rather... personally ?

Nah, you're thinking too much about it. Why would I care to manipulate the emotions of those I've never met? I was 13 a long, long time ago.

It's to show that there's fun possibilities to people interested in such things, and that the poster's actions aren't desperate and depraved as some insinuate. Just a little virtual encouragement, as it were.

 

[HarryAngel]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: HarryAngel

Originally posted by: Richdog
Anyway, heres my carefully cultivated reply, in all its frankly laughable glory...



Hi Louise, just read your reply so thought i'd write you one back. As I said in the ad, I havent done this sort of thing before, Ive always had sex with a "regular" girlfriend, none of which have been particularly exciting or adventurous in the bedroom department. So, now that ive moved to a new place and have no attachments, ive decided to try something different.

I got to say though, you do sound nice, a blonde bombshell always does it for me! As for safe sex, thats fine by me, and i'm not into watersports, bondage, pain or anything like that either to be honest (havent tried them, but the thought doesnt turn me on anyway!). As for outdoor sex, havent tried that either, but i'd be more than willing to give it a go! As for the bedroom, that goes without saying doesnt it really...

Anyway, if youd prefer, I'll try and get my temperemental scanner working and find you a pic, and if you have one too thatd be nice. So which area do you live in then? Anyway, thats enough for now, so if youre still interested I look forward to hearing from you!

Richard xxx



Go on, have a good laugh (all you critics, lol) and Ill go and eat my dinner in a couple of mins. Ill be back in about two or three hours, heh if ever there was a thread worthy of follow-ups it must be this one!

Screw the pics head straight for the pub:beer: and take it from there! But post some :camera:s of the Bombshell after words

...or during...

amish

 

[slycat]

u deserve a beatdown if after all this stringing along, and u dun post pics.

 

[Ulfwald]

If you meet up with her, we want WEB CAM!!!

 

[Richdog]

This is not made up, is not a string-along, and even if I DID bloody do it the chances of having a WEBCAM are less than Saddams chance of a papal blessing. And by the way, I have a link to pics she posted on a swingers website... and yes they are genuine, she sent me the link!


Shes called Louise near the bottom... not bad I suppose. Still dont know whether I would though...

Seriously though, everything Ive put in here is 100% genuine thats a PROMISE, Im not the type who'd make it up. And if that is her... I might be sorely tempted... and bloody intimidated to ber honest!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Edit out your pornographic link or die.

- M4H

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Edit out your pornographic link or die.

- M4H

Party pooper.

 

[Richdog]

OOPS, had to take out the links peeps, just got told i'd "DIE" if I didnt (ahem). PM me and I may sort something out...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Richdog
OOPS, had to take out the links peeps, just got told i'd "DIE" if I didnt (ahem). PM me and I may sort something out...

Better dead than banned.

- M4H

 

[Richdog]

Okay, Im sorry for the link, and it wont happen again, but if youre that sad to put things like, "better dead than banned"... well, I think you should spend a little less time on your computer and a bit more in the real word... but as I said, sorry it wont happen again!

 

[TommyVercetti]

What's the update on this?

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
What's the update on this?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
What's the update on this?

It's a man, baby!

- M4H

 

[zsouthboy]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
What's the update on this?

It's a man, baby!

- M4H

Austin, thats my mother!