!! FOLLOW UP TO THE SWINGERS AD !!

[Richdog]

Anyway, heres my carefully cultivated reply, in all its frankly laughable glory...



Hi Louise, just read your reply so thought i'd write you one back. As I said in the ad, I havent done this sort of thing before, Ive always had sex with a "regular" girlfriend, none of which have been particularly exciting or adventurous in the bedroom department. So, now that ive moved to a new place and have no attachments, ive decided to try something different.

I got to say though, you do sound nice, a blonde bombshell always does it for me! As for safe sex, thats fine by me, and i'm not into watersports, bondage, pain or anything like that either to be honest (havent tried them, but the thought doesnt turn me on anyway!). As for outdoor sex, havent tried that either, but i'd be more than willing to give it a go! As for the bedroom, that goes without saying doesnt it really...

Anyway, if youd prefer, I'll try and get my temperemental scanner working and find you a pic, and if you have one too thatd be nice. So which area do you live in then? Anyway, thats enough for now, so if youre still interested I look forward to hearing from you!

Richard xxx



Go on, have a good laugh (all you critics, lol) and Ill go and eat my dinner in a couple of mins. Ill be back in about two or three hours, heh if ever there was a thread worthy of follow-ups it must be this one!

 

[Electric Amish]

Oh screw the pics! Just go to the pub and hook-up!

amish

 

[MercenaryForHire]

A L0sAr is yu0.

- M4H

 

[zsouthboy]

hahaha

 

[codeyf]

Originally posted by: zsouthboy
hahaha

 

[Sealy]

You know you can just edit your first thread to include this, instead of making a whole new one. Just thought you might like to know!

 

[Hoober]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to laugh at that, too.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Sealy
You know you can just edit your first thread to include this, instead of making a whole new one. Just thought you might like to know!

Shhhh, you're ruining the Nef Bait!

- M4H

 

[TommyVercetti]

Good email. Don't meet her before seeing pics. If she only shows you pics of her face, and says she has no full body pics available, there is trouble. I once met a girl who did that to me. After I met her I realized why she didn't have any full body pics. She was just utterly out of shape below her neck!

 

[Jackhole]

Yeah, forget the pix. That way, when you go to the bar and find out she's a fugly biatch, you can just bounce out of there without her noticing you. It's similar to the "I'll pick you up on the corner of X and X street." That way if she's ugly, you just keep on driving!

 

[iwearnosox]

If it's just a girl it's not technically a swinger's ad, is it?

And to those that laugh about him being involved in a dialogue like this, I submit to you this.

She's an awesome girl, and truely what a "swinger" should be. I know her rather... personally.

 

[Sealy]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Sealy
You know you can just edit your first thread to include this, instead of making a whole new one. Just thought you might like to know!

Shhhh, you're ruining the Nef Bait!

- M4H

Oh sorry!

 

[Richdog]

Lol, I like the way people are trying to make out i'm "sad and desperate" for writing that ad. Im 22 and far from being a spotty little kid thankyou very much! As I said, Ive never tried this sort of thing before and have always had "regular" sex with girlfriends, but everyone is entitled to a new experience, so there you go! Besides, still not sure whether to do it yet, might swap pics with her first...

And I know I can edit the old thread, but this makes it easier to read and feels like a new "chapter", lol.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Good email. Don't meet her before seeing pics. If she only shows you pics of her face, and says she has no full body pics available, there is trouble. I once met a girl who did that to me. After I met her I realized why she didn't have any full body pics. She was just utterly out of shape below her neck!

I don't see why this make any difference at all....other than showing your shallowness and complete lack of class.

amish

 

[iwearnosox]

Oh, and some advice from a pro (I'm involved in many online "meet" places on the web, professionally that is:

The email thing gets old, fast. You'll need to get a number and convert it into a meeting soon or it will fade away. Do it under the pretense of simply chatting at a local coffee shop or something, but be prepared to move it from there if things click.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Richdog
Lol, I like the way people are trying to make out i'm "sad and desperate" for writing that ad. Im 22 and far from being a spotty little kid thankyou very much! As I said, Ive never tried this sort of thing before and have always had "regular" sex with girlfriends, but everyone is entitled to a new experience, so there you go! Besides, still not sure whether to do it yet, might swap pics with her first...

And I know I can edit the old thread, but this makes it easier to read and feels like a new "chapter", lol.

You're not sad and desperate. I've met *many* of gorgeous, fun and frisky girls on the net- sometimes it's just a time sink that's all.

Keep at it, let us know what happens!

 

[Richdog]

Right, Im off for some good old British food and T.V. so Ill be back in a couple of hours with a possible update and reply. Laters everyone!

 

[theNEOone]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
If it's just a girl it's not technically a swinger's ad, is it?

And to those that laugh about him being involved in a dialogue like this, I submit to you this.

She's an awesome girl, and truely what a "swinger" should be. I know her rather... personally.

she oogly.

maybe i'm just not into asians though.

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Good email. Don't meet her before seeing pics. If she only shows you pics of her face, and says she has no full body pics available, there is trouble. I once met a girl who did that to me. After I met her I realized why she didn't have any full body pics. She was just utterly out of shape below her neck!

i thought you liked big girls?

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: Sealy

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Sealy
You know you can just edit your first thread to include this, instead of making a whole new one. Just thought you might like to know!

Shhhh, you're ruining the Nef Bait!

- M4H

Oh sorry!

You need to start a new thread for your apology

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Good email. Don't meet her before seeing pics. If she only shows you pics of her face, and says she has no full body pics available, there is trouble. I once met a girl who did that to me. After I met her I realized why she didn't have any full body pics. She was just utterly out of shape below her neck!

I don't see why this make any difference at all....other than showing your shallowness and complete lack of class.

amish

I can't believe I actually agree with amish...

You ATOT people are all uptight. It is just sex. It is not a relationship, he doesn't haev to be seen in public with her, it is just sex.

Go for it Richdog and post an update

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
If it's just a girl it's not technically a swinger's ad, is it?

And to those that laugh about him being involved in a dialogue like this, I submit to you this.

She's an awesome girl, and truely what a "swinger" should be. I know her rather... personally.

she oogly.

maybe i'm just not into asians though.

Definetly ugly.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti Good email. Don't meet her before seeing pics. If she only shows you pics of her face, and says she has no full body pics available, there is trouble. I once met a girl who did that to me. After I met her I realized why she didn't have any full body pics. She was just utterly out of shape below her neck!

i thought you liked big girls?

Dude trust me, she was beyond big.

 

[iwearnosox]

Definetly ugly.

You guys are rough.

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti Good email. Don't meet her before seeing pics. If she only shows you pics of her face, and says she has no full body pics available, there is trouble. I once met a girl who did that to me. After I met her I realized why she didn't have any full body pics. She was just utterly out of shape below her neck!

i thought you liked big girls?

Dude trust me, she was beyond big.

lmao, roger that.