Fold or Wad?

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AbAbber2k

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Fold. Number of initial folds dependent on consistency of poopy. Additional folds dependent on consistency of poopy and amount of poopy on the TP.
 

AbAbber2k

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Originally posted by: animalia
this thread needs more poll and less feces.

There are few things more satisfying than making bears only to wipe and find almost non-existent poo-poo residue. No-Hassle Pooping. I like it.
 

Jeff7

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1) There's a poll like this almost every month
2) Numerous websites exist already dedicated to this subject.
 

d3n

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In my careful analysis I have decided that with a fold you have a sheer surface that misses a lot of things. With the wad you have some ridges that do some good work. The wad can't be allowed to be too radical as it might become unstable and lead to a possible containment breach.

Wad FTW :thumbsup:
 

SViper

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Fold. I can usually get up to 3-4 wipes with one bit of TP if I re-fold. Using less TP FTW.
 

hzl eyed grl

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
wads rule

Oh NO! Girl, you disappoint me. Next you'll be saying that you have the end of the tp roll on the BOTTOM! :Q
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: moshquerade
wads rule

Oh NO! Girl, you disappoint me. Next you'll be saying that you have the end of the tp roll on the BOTTOM! :Q
i'm drunk.. disregard anything you don't like :D

 

Mermaidman

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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Fold. Number of initial folds dependent on consistency of poopy. Additional folds dependent on consistency of poopy and amount of poopy on the TP.

TMI! :D

Isn't it true that it's impossible to fold a piece of paper more than 7 times?
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: RossMAN
origami ftw

Thanks, that made me chuckle.

Oh, and I fold. :D :thumbsup:

That could be awesome. Move the swan's tail, and it starts wiping with its wings.
 

hzl eyed grl

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: moshquerade
wads rule

Oh NO! Girl, you disappoint me. Next you'll be saying that you have the end of the tp roll on the BOTTOM! :Q
i'm drunk.. disregard anything you don't like :D

Haha Wish I was drunk! And...yet I shall still never forget it! ;)
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: daveymark
I heard they use their left hand in some countries, is this true? If so, it's disgusting.

Some countries may not have the resources available to devote to manufacturing large quantities of toilet paper, nor the facilities and infrastructure to allow for the manufacture, distribution, and use of bidets.
 

MrPickins

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Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Fold. Number of initial folds dependent on consistency of poopy. Additional folds dependent on consistency of poopy and amount of poopy on the TP.

TMI! :D

Isn't it true that it's impossible to fold a piece of paper more than 7 times?

Yeah, 7 folds would be 2^7 = 128 sheets. Pretty hard to fold.

FWIW, fold full sheet width FTW! It helps ensure clean hands..