Fold or Bunch?

[Manzelle]

I am a buncher by birth...I feel I get more with fewer reps but I probably use more paper this way...

 

[yhelothar]

fold. I just roll the tp around my hands, and when I pull my hands out and flatten it, it's conveniently folded.

 

[Manzelle]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
fold. I just roll the tp around my hands, and when I pull my hands out and flatten it, it's conveniently folded.

Nice technique...

 

[Scouzer]

i use a spatula and baby wipes to properly access my 550lb crevice. then i wipe my spatula off with another baby wipe and put it back in my purse.

 

[mobobuff]

Step 1. Insert index and middle finger into center of TP roll.
Step 2. Spread index and middle finger apart to stabilize the roll.
Step 3. Grab the end of the toilet paper hanging from the roll with the index and middle finger of your opposite hand.
Step 4. Orbit the roll around your opposite hand until a sufficient amount of TP has been wrapped around it.
Step 5. Break the paper from the roll.
Step 6. Remove the wrapped TP from your hand. If done correctly, it should be in a nice folded sheet.
Step 7. Whipe ass. Front to back.

Repeat steps 1-7 until no excrement is left on the folded TP sheet after whiping.

Step 8. Whipe with a moist-whipe once or twice for good measure.

 

[OCNewbie]

I'm a reformed buncher, I now fold, honestly.

 

[PlatinumGold]

i fold, i'm almost anal about it.

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Step 1. Insert index and middle finger into center of TP roll.
Step 2. Spread index and middle finger apart to stabilize the roll.
Step 3. Grab the end of the toilet paper hanging from the roll with the index and middle finger of your opposite hand.
Step 4. Orbit the roll around your opposite hand until a sufficient amount of TP has been wrapped around it.
Step 5. Break the paper from the roll.
Step 6. Remove the wrapped TP from your hand. If done correctly, it should be in a nice folded sheet.
Step 7. Whipe ass. Front to back.

Repeat steps 1-7 until no excrement is left on the folded TP sheet after whiping.

Step 8. Whipe with a moist-whipe once or twice for good measure.

THANK YOU!!

A while ago I printed out a joke from here & put it on the bathroom wall
What's bad: directions on toilet paper
What's worse: reading them and learning something
Dumbest of all: having to corect something that you were doing wrong.

So, now I'm printing out your instructions to put in the bathroom next to the joke!

YAY!

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
fold. I just roll the tp around my hands, and when I pull my hands out and flatten it, it's conveniently folded.

Thats what i do too

 

[911paramedic]

This topic is right up there with the "Do you wipe while seated or standing" topic.

 

[moshquerade]

this thread stinks

 

[Splork]

I'm a fold convert. I used to bunch for years, but I realized that it's ineffective and folding save paper.

-sp

 

[nageov3t]

fold. I use less, and don't clog the toilet with paper.

 

[Mo0o]

bunching is pretty disgusting.

 

[Manzelle]

I see nobody has chosen option #4 - be honest people...it's nothing to be ashamed of...well, maybe that is...

 

[anxi80]

i dont wipe. i just pray its a ghost sh*t and take the gamble. because isnt that what life truly is, a gamble?