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FML

GodlessAstronomer

GodlessAstronomer

Lifer
This morning I got out of bed, walked into the living room and see this girl who completely rejected me a few weeks ago (I was pretty much a rebound fuck for her, and she knew I really dug her) cuddling on the couch with some douche-nozzle she picked up last night. "Well, that's a dick move" I thought to myself as I nonchalantly interrupted their cuddling with the noises of me making my breakfast. Why she would bring her new flame back to my place (she's friends with my flatmate) I don't know, but whatever, she's just a bitch.

I go on with my day as usual, and come home this afternoon to see my flatmate moving furniture into the spare bedroom. Awesome, I think to myself, we finally have a new flatmate, hope he's cool. Turns out it's the girl. She's moving into my flat, and no one bothered to let me know about it. Ugh.

Sorry for the crappy prose and weak rant. This isn't really L&R, I'm not looking for advice or anything, just blowing off steam. This sucks.
 
Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
We need pics of the girl, sans wang in her mouth.
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common, by the sound of it, he could get pics of her with the new guys wang in her mouth

or something...nevermind, backwash in any drinks she buys.
 
Originally posted by: her209
I remember that L&R thread.
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Yeah, same girl. :-/

Ah well, an old friend of mine is visiting from Auckland tonight, I'll get good and drunk tonight and be too hungover to care tomorrow morning.
 
bwahahahahaa!!! sorry, that does suck for you. Actually, this thread entertained me, so it is not complete fail.
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

On the plus side, I laughed inside every time I saw the dude she picked up kissing her, as I still have a clear mental snapshot of her mouth stuffed full of my wang. Bitch.
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Classic... you should tell her this 🙂 And any dude she brings home... maybe bring up genital warts or something around whatever dude she is currently banging lol
 
Burn the flat down while the bitch is sleeping, nobody will suspect arson even if you're the only one who escape from the flames untouched, there's no way scientific way to prove you set the flat ablaze.
 
Originally posted by: Baked
Burn the flat down while the bitch is sleeping, nobody will suspect arson even if you're the only one who escape from the flames untouched, there's no way scientific way to prove you set the flat ablaze.
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Violence is not the way!!!!!
 
It's going to be so awkward and uncomfortable for you from now on...I say 3 weeks before you move out.
 
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