FML yet funny...at least to me...

[leeland]

So I pick up my kids from the sitter after work...the youngest (2 1/2) is down and out on the couch...tired. Sitter says she has been tired all day and having diarrhea.

Get home, rush to make dinner...me and the kids eat while the wife heads off to work.

Dinner gets done and we are getting semi-ready for bed...

I am in the bathroom when I hear AHAHAHAHAHA...DAD COME QUICK!!!

I run into the bedroom (currently all three are sharing a room while we are building a new home). The littlest one puked all over the floor...and herself...in her hair, face, down the front of her clothes...

I pick her up and get passed up by my two boys who were gagging at the sight of the puke...which I started laughing at...

I get her into the bath tub...strip her down and clean her up...and just as I am walking back into the bedroom to dress her...the middle child (5) apparently forgot the last 5 minutes...and decides to b-line it across the room and steps into the puke on accident...I alert him of this...he looks at his sock...looks at me...and he runs to the bathroom and pukes all over the floor...

FML...two kids puke within 5 minutes of each other...

Funny part was watching both boys bail out of the room at the sight of the puke...and the look on my middle son's face when he stepped in it on accident...causing him to run and puke in the bathroom...

God being a parent is rewarding!

 

[Mike Gayner]

Parents always have the worst stories. For some reason they think other people give a crap about the disgusting habits of their putrid progeny. We do not.

 

[leeland]

Parents always have the worst stories. For some reason they think other people give a crap about the disgusting habits of their putrid progeny. We do not.

HA! Yet you felt compelled to read and comment...and when you say 'We' are you referring to the 'AssHat' clan?

 

[foghorn67]

I lol'd.

 

[Joemonkey]

I lol'd.

as did i

 

[Itchrelief]

HA! Yet you felt compelled to read and comment...and when you say 'We' are you referring to the 'AssHat' clan?

Don't mind him. There's something about the water in NZ that makes them act like assholes.

 

[Ichinisan]

Should have said" "BY accident."

You're welcome.

Going to say it right next time? ...please?

Thanks!

(Tried not to come off sounding like an asshole...and failed. Oh, well )

 

[leeland]

Should have said" "BY accident."

You're welcome.

Going to say it right next time? ...please?

Thanks!

(Tried not to come off sounding like an asshole...and failed. Oh, well )

nah...it is all good...I went to public school...

 

[CPA]

Would have been funnier if the second had slipped and fell into the puke. That's happened with my kids.

 

[grohl]

I lol'd. Nice one.

 

[geno]

Parents always have the worst stories. For some reason they think other people give a crap about the disgusting habits of their putrid progeny. We do not.

Normally, it's obnoxious when someone tells stupid stories about their kids, "OMG my kid did the cutest thing", this isn't one of those stories, this is a generally entertaining story and the OP didn't make it a point to shove the fact he has kids in others faces.

 

[techs]

Todays American kids are wusses. Chinese kids would have just eaten the puke.

 

[NetGuySC]

Sounds like a great and memorable night!!

 

[moshquerade]

So I pick up my kids from the sitter after work...the youngest (2 1/2) is down and out on the couch...tired. Sitter says she has been tired all day and having diarrhea.

Get home, rush to make dinner...me and the kids eat while the wife heads off to work.

Dinner gets done and we are getting semi-ready for bed...

I am in the bathroom when I hear AHAHAHAHAHA...DAD COME QUICK!!!

I run into the bedroom (currently all three are sharing a room while we are building a new home). The littlest one puked all over the floor...and herself...in her hair, face, down the front of her clothes...

I pick her up and get passed up by my two boys who were gagging at the sight of the puke...which I started laughing at...

I get her into the bath tub...strip her down and clean her up...and just as I am walking back into the bedroom to dress her...the middle child (5) apparently forgot the last 5 minutes...and decides to b-line it across the room and steps into the puke on accident...I alert him of this...he looks at his sock...looks at me...and he runs to the bathroom and pukes all over the floor...

FML...two kids puke within 5 minutes of each other...

Funny part was watching both boys bail out of the room at the sight of the puke...and the look on my middle son's face when he stepped in it on accident...causing him to run and puke in the bathroom...

God being a parent is rewarding!

[grandma mode]enjoy it, before you know it they'll all be gone[/grandma mode]

 

[dabuddha]

Don't mind him. There's something about the water in NZ that makes them act like assholes.

Don't you mean Australia?

 

[PimpJuice]

Parents always have the worst stories. For some reason they think other people give a crap about the disgusting habits of their putrid progeny. We do not.

Its kind of like how nobody gives a crap about your worthless posts except for the amusement value that losers in NZ are obsessed with a predominantly American based forum.

 

[leeland]

Its kind of like how nobody gives a crap about your worthless posts except for the amusement value that losers in NZ are obsessed with a predominantly American based forum.

After giving it some thought he is probably just pissed off at his own parents who don't have that great of stories about him...