FML I have Pink eye.

[ahenkel]

and no one farted on my pillow 🙁

 

[Lonyo]

Did you do a poo then wipe with your hand then rub your fingers in your eye?

 

[Mucho]

get some eye drops from the pharmacy

 

[ahenkel]

Nope didn't wipe poorly and pick my eye. Nor did I pick my ass then scratch my eye. Its probably an allergic reaction. I got eye drops they help biggest issue is I'm getting this double vision thing going on in one eye

 

[Scouzer]

good luck man, pink eye blows hard. i've had it 2-3 times in the last couple years. it's a total pain in the ass.

if you're unlucky and it's viral it can take up to a month to fully heal 🙁

 

[techs]

I used to use something called "Collyrium". It's an eye wash. It comes with a little cup you fill halfway, then put over your eye, and lean back. You open your eye and move your eye around. It cleans away all the debris and irritants. It may sound difficult to use, but its really not. FYI It works far better using the eye cup than just squirting it in your eye.

Nowadays many places don't sell the Collyrium brand, but you can get it from Bausch and Lomb, generic versions etc, in the eye care aisle of your pharmacy.

Hmmm. It may be the Collyrium brand is no more. Look at this link:
http://www.bausch.com/en_US/consumer/visioncare/product/drops/collyrium.aspx

btw last I looked it was about 4-5 dollars.

 

[DarkWarrior2]

Yeah, having pink eye blows.

Luckily I've only had it once that I can remember. I'm not sure how I got it, but I think it was from collecting the trash at work and instinctively rubbing my eye when it started itching.

Ugh. D:

 

[Ika]

I got it last semester for the first time in years, it fucking sucked. I was so fucking paranoid about getting it in my other eye. Good luck dood.

 

[Locut0s]

You are going to die.

 

[cheezy321]

you got poop in your eye.

gross

 

[ZombieRitual]

and no one farted on my pillow 🙁

So who wiped their bare ass on your pillow?

 

[Arkaign]

Nobody mentioned South Park's PinkEye episode? ATOT Fail :'(

 

[F1N3ST]

Nobody mentioned South Park's PinkEye episode? ATOT Fail :'(

I came in here to post about this, but you mentioned it first 🙁.

You need some ointment, or you're a zombie.

 

[fleabag]

you probably rubbed your junk while you were asleep then rubbed your eye or took a shit and didn't wash then rubbed your eye sometime later.

 

[BudAshes]

Nobody mentioned South Park's PinkEye episode? ATOT Fail :'(

Nobody except every other post in the thread.

 

[zanejohnson]

u know i've never had pink eye before... because i dont let guys jizz in my eye hint hint op.

 

[ahenkel]

u know i've never had pink eye before... because i dont let guys jizz in my eye hint hint op.

Well I don't let people jizz in my eye. I do suppose that Cleveland steamer I had dumped on my chest might have contributed to my pink eye.

 

[Hyperlite]

Well I don't let people jizz in my eye. I do suppose that Cleveland steamer I had dumped on my chest might have contributed to my pink eye.

D: