- Nov 16, 1999
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Is security a little more relaxed? How much time should I allow myself to get through security? Arrive 2 hours before my plane takes off? 1 hour before? Any airline stories to share?
Ok, my story...
The last time I was on a plane was a little over a month after the September 11th attacks. Security was hella tight! I remember trying to get into the terminal.
The lady asks me to take my shoes off, so I did.
The lady asks me to unbuckle my belt, so I did.
The lady asks me to undo my pants and fold the waist flap down so she could check for anything in the waist line, so I did.
The lady then asks me to drop my pants entirely, so I did. There I stood in my boxers and she checked the inside leggings of my pants.
After she was done, I pulled up my pants, collected my shoes and sat down to put them on. The guy right behind me was asked to do the same thing for the most part. When asked to pull his pants down, he said he thought that wasn't a good idea. The lady asked why and he said, "Because I am going commando. You are going to be looking at "the last turkey in the shop" if I do". Everyone laughed.
Ok, my story...
The last time I was on a plane was a little over a month after the September 11th attacks. Security was hella tight! I remember trying to get into the terminal.
The lady asks me to take my shoes off, so I did.
The lady asks me to unbuckle my belt, so I did.
The lady asks me to undo my pants and fold the waist flap down so she could check for anything in the waist line, so I did.
The lady then asks me to drop my pants entirely, so I did. There I stood in my boxers and she checked the inside leggings of my pants.
After she was done, I pulled up my pants, collected my shoes and sat down to put them on. The guy right behind me was asked to do the same thing for the most part. When asked to pull his pants down, he said he thought that wasn't a good idea. The lady asked why and he said, "Because I am going commando. You are going to be looking at "the last turkey in the shop" if I do". Everyone laughed.
