Fluctuations (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

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Brutuskend

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An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
 
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amol

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Oh and also ... ¥2000 will only get you something in the ballpark of $20 ... but whatever, it's still a pretty good joke.

 
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iwantanewcomputer

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
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...did you repost your own stolen joke?
 
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Scarpozzi

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Why wouldn't he get his currency before he arrived in America from his bank? That way he could avoid the exchange charges.
 
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jtvang125

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I never understood why asians have such a hard time making the "R" sound in words and say everything with the L sound. Worst is when they keep saying zelo, zelo.
 
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RapidSnail

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
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Wow! That's a great exchange rate. He got roughly quadruple and triple the amount of what it's really worth ($17.01). Or atleast if it was 2006.

Oh yeah, great joke :thumbsup:.

:D
 
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pinion9

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Originally posted by: jtvang125
I never understood why asians have such a hard time making the "R" sound in words and say everything with the L sound. Worst is when they keep saying zelo, zelo.
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You have it backwards, you dolt. Ls become Rs. I have never heard an asian say "zelo" or "flied lice" or "lichter scale."
 
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RapidSnail

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Originally posted by: pinion9
Originally posted by: jtvang125
I never understood why asians have such a hard time making the "R" sound in words and say everything with the L sound. Worst is when they keep saying zelo, zelo.
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You have it backwards, you dolt. Ls become Rs. I have never heard an asian say "zelo" or "flied lice" or "lichter scale."
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Peepee in your cornfrakes?
 
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pinion9

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Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Originally posted by: pinion9
Originally posted by: jtvang125
I never understood why asians have such a hard time making the "R" sound in words and say everything with the L sound. Worst is when they keep saying zelo, zelo.
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You have it backwards, you dolt. Ls become Rs. I have never heard an asian say "zelo" or "flied lice" or "lichter scale."
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Peepee in your cornfrakes?
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colnflakes, according to jtvang125 :)
 
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