Q: How do you get a Seminole off your doorstep?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
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Einstein walks into a party, & sees there's nobody there he knows. So being the genius that he is, he decides to meet some people. He walks up to this guy standing at the bar, & says "Vat is your IQ?" "242," the man replied. "That's vonderful," says Einstein, "Ve vill have much to talk about. We can discuss the theory of relativity, number theory, and inter-planetary dynamics." Einstein walks up to a second party-goer, a woman. "Vat is your IQ?" "187," the woman replied. "That's vonderful," says Einstein, "Ve vill have much to talk about. We can discuss politics, current affairs, & modern languages." Einstein walks up to a third partier. "Vat is your IQ?" "51!" the man replied. Einstein thinks for a minute... "GO SEMINOLES!"
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Viper GTS